How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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  1. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    And will go to hell for not accepting the one true god, Jesus is the only way blah blah, there are no goddess' in the bible.

    thought I would save the author of this piece some energy, oops guess your just going to have to use three dots again next time now.......
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  2. NaykidApe

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    :D I'm confused; Jesus said "The kingdom of heaven is here and now"

    Was he talking to dead people?
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You know jesus... he was probaly drunk. [​IMG]
     
  4. NaykidApe

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    :D Jesus walked into a motel, slapped three nails on the counter, and said, "Can you put me up for the night"?
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I respect 'ya even if you are a remorseless sinner. [​IMG]
     
  6. Samhain

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    So when did you turn to the god lord then??
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  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I'm still waiting for his check to clear. [​IMG]
     
  8. Samhain

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    damn you youve got me starting a new page on this thread I think should be closed!!
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  9. NaykidApe

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    :D

    "...Goin' 90, it aint scary
    Cuz I got the virgin Mary
    assurin' me, that I wont go to hell"
     
  10. Samhain

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    would you allow me to be a member of your sunday school?
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  11. NaykidApe

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    By all means brother and/or sister Samhain! *baptises Samhain with Holy Bongwater*
     
  12. Samhain

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    oh I'm soooooooooo proud (sob) well ummmmmmmmm oh I'm feeling it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the goddess shes here (its nowt to do with the bong smoke) shesssssss here, oh shesssss gone, so hard to catch so hard to sense
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  13. XFRODOBAGGINSX

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    Sure as long as you turn to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness of your sins. That includes the sin of witchcraft:

    1Sa 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king. {witchcraft: Heb. divination}
    (KJV)

    2Ch 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

    Ga 5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
    20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
    21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

    If you can put your faith in demonic powers, maybe you should try putting your faith in the truth, Jesus Christ. He is stronger than the devil and his demons. Why would you serve the one who hates you instead of the one who loves you? Jesus Christ loves you and wants to save you from your bondage. If you don't believe that you are in bondage say this to your demons "The Lord rebuke you with the blood of Jesus Christ" See what happens. God's power is stronger than satan's power. God created satan. Think about that. If satan had his way right now, he would throw you in hell and laugh at you. God loves you.

    Eph 1:20 Which he wrought in Christ, when he raised him from the dead, and set him at his own right hand in the heavenly places,
    21 Far above all principality, and power, and might, and dominion, and every name that is named, not only in this world, but also in that which is to come:
    22 And hath put all things under his feet, and gave him to be the head over all things to the church,
     
  14. Colours

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    frodo, we are just random organisms who happend to spring up on a planet that had the right conditions. think of all of the other planets which hold life far into the universe. do you think they know jesus? there is no god.
     
  15. FreakyJoeMan

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    And even if there is a god, who cares? If all the fun stuff is 'sin' in yer book, imma still gonna do it.
     
  16. Samhain

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    go and stick your head in a toilet and flush it
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  17. Colours

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    I'm seriously doubting that this dude is real in the first place. I think 's jus a flamer who gets a kick outta pissed hippies.
     
  19. Samhain

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    well he seems to know his bible
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  20. XFRODOBAGGINSX

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    Give me a reason NOT to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?

    Jesus truly loves you and wants to save you Samhain. He knows all about you. Turn to Him and He will deliver you. If you turn to Him, He has to save you, He has promised and He cannot lie. The devil is nothing but a liar.

    Joh 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. {of his own: or, from his own will or disposition}
    (KJV)

    1Pe 5:8 ΒΆ Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
    (KJV)

    The devil wants to destory you. Don't let him. You have a way out. It's only through Jesus Christ and His shed blood on the cross. The devil knows that and hates that. The choice is YOURS. The devil cannot make you stay if you want Jesus and are willing to let go and cling to Jesus Christ. Trust Jesus. Pray that prayer in the begginning of this post, and watch Jesus Christ deliver you. I will pray for you now. You can be one of Christ Jesus's Children. Before you do, you need to take off ANY and ALL witchcraft charms.

    I will help you if you need help.
     
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