How to get the Pussy Smell on your fingers, without the actual Pussy!

If the ass smell on your finger reminds you of pussy, then that should be an indication that the chick(s) you're banging aren't washing their cracks completely.

 

How many times to I have to tell you guys? You fingers will not smell like ass!
Dude when you slide it on your hole DONT SMELL IT OR LET IT TOUCH ANYTHING FOR 25 SECONDS then sniff.... omg just try it once so you will know im not lieing..... you guys are saying this but havent even tried it yet!!

 

A good example of "ass" smell is when you wipe your ass after a shit, and you accidentally get a little on your finger. If you're brave enough bring your nose close enough to smell your finger, IT SMELLS LIKE ASS...

 

hahaha
pwn3d

 

Haha, oh boy

 

Thanks, this made me laugh and I needed a good laugh. Fucking funny.

 

This thread is hilarious!!

 

Have ANY of you considered that maybe this guy just has a really sweet smelling ass?

 

I can't believe this guy actually has a precise wait time of 25 seconds. I mean if you are sitting there waiting for 25 seconds....that can feel like a long time...a mood killer? And what's he doing with his life for those wasted seconds?...and what...what happens at 27 seconds? smell gone? Smell change? Does it then smell like ass again? or even the highly recommended, ass with lotion?

On a serious note the letting 'things' air can change odours. The perfume industry runs on precisely the practice of what they call Keynotes, so I guess the wait time is feasible....but I wanna know, why would anyone do a scratch their butt and sniff test?...and why would anyone want to do it in the first place? Surely at the point of arousal, there are other things you could be doing?

Lol - I really do wonder how many guys reading this, even if they say no, have really gone ahead and tried this...and been disappointed afterwards. lol

 

I think all the guys in this thread who do not believe him, secretly don't want to try it, in case IT IS TRUE. They may well dump there G/F and sit at home doing this morning noon and night.

I'm not going to say it does not work, but, I am not going to try it because their literally is no point.

I had avoided this thread for a few days, because it did seem a little lame, but (pardon the pun), I have to say I admire his conviction in attempting to get us guys to give it a go.

 

Worst troll ever!

 

Picks up cat and rubs it all over her body. LOL Just kidding

 

this made my whole day! =D

Wonder if any guy tried it.

 

this is some funny shit, no pun intended.

 

wasnt the smell my finger on scary movie?

 

Oh lawd, this thread is still going?!

 

^^ Yes it is, and I don't appreciate you guys dissing me and saying im a troll and that my thread is stupid and stuff. You guys never even tried it so how can you say it didnt work? I do this all the time and it has helped me a lot.

 

okay, i'll bite...exactly how has this helped you?

 

he gets off on the smell of poop.....someone direct him to the "Butt Sex" thread! lol