How to get fired...ABC style

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  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    M - Masturbated to your bosses wife's picture that you stole from his office.
     
    broony, Aug 2, 2011
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  3. lillallyloukins

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    nudge nudge, wink wink, say n'more, endlessly...
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 2, 2011
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  5. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Orate the entire works of Shakespeare at the team meeting
     
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  7. lillallyloukins

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    Pestilence always work for me...
     
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  9. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Quicky delete the meeting material your boss was going to use @ the meeting and replace it with Winnie the Pooh Pages which stare your boss's BOSS in the face,totally enraging him.....

    Let your boss know you did it cause you want to be noticed in the office :D
     
    Dude111, Aug 2, 2011
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  11. just me and the dog

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    Rodger your boss"s wife
     
    just me and the dog, Aug 4, 2011
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  13. Eavesdrop

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    Show everybody what you have just pulled out of your nose.
     
    Eavesdrop, Aug 4, 2011
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  15. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    T - Trim your sideburns and dump the clipped hair in your boss's office when he isnt there,shred papers,etc... When he comes back tell him you have a surprise waiting in his office while asking for your check TODAY..
     
    Dude111, Aug 6, 2011
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  17. Aerianne

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    Urinate in your boss's chair.
     
    Aerianne, Aug 6, 2011
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  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    violent masturbation
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 6, 2011
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  21. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    Vagina flash your boss, wait, that would probably get you a promotion.. depending..
     
    hahaha04, Aug 6, 2011
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  23. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    W - Wash your boss's desk with the same cloth you used to wipe your ass.. When you discover it by the shit smeared all over his desk that the same cloth and smear it all in his face;carry on like a 2yo trying to get out of it :D
     
    Dude111, Aug 6, 2011
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  25. Aerianne

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    Xanax lace all foods and drinks in the break room.
     
    Aerianne, Aug 6, 2011
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  27. lillallyloukins

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    Yak's milk in the tea...
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 6, 2011
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  29. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    yeti attack
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 6, 2011
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  31. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    their zoloft - steal it.

    i'm 47 and the manager of a mc donalds... where did it all go wrong??? :bigcry:
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 6, 2011
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  33. lillallyloukins

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    abandon ship...
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 6, 2011
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  35. robohobo8

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    You shit on your desk.
     
    robohobo8, Aug 6, 2011
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  37. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    since this at no point refers to the letter b

    i can only assume this is in fact a general statement.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 6, 2011
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  39. lillallyloukins

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    bowel "accident"? arf
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 6, 2011
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