How to get fired...ABC style

G = Glue everything shut...

 

Hide a dead body in the boss's closet.

 

Introduce kinky sex without their consent.

 

J - Jerk off @ the company meeting and let your load fly right into the boss's face

 

K-Kick everyone you meet in the crotch all day every monday and convince them it's a fun new part of the job.

 

Lift your bosses desk in an arrogant display of strength.

 

M- Make phone calls to sex lines from your company phone

 

N-Neuter your boss's goat. his prize winning thoroughbred goat. the one that he had hoped to one day mate with another prize winning thoroughbred goat, and have a herd of little prize winning thoroughbred goats.

 

O-Open a can of worms...literally...and let them slither around while you chase them with a fork

 

P - Pounded the bosses daughter

 

Quit. <--Most genius post ever.

 

R - Raise caine in the office by telling everyone how much you hate your boss,spend hours cutting him down saying the meanest things while UNAWARE HE IS IN HIS OFFICE LISTENING TO THE WHOLE THING.. When he comes out,laugh and ask for equal pay

 

Slither around on the floor like a snake and ask to be fed mice

 

t- tick him off

 

U - Understand everything your boss wants you do to and PROMISE HIM TO HAVE IT DONE BY 5PM.. @ 4:50 bring it to your boss FINISHED THE WAY YOU WANTED TO DO IT,laugh and call him names.....

 

V-vomit on the floor and ask your boss if you can use his ugly fucking tie to clean it up.

 

W - Wear a shirt that has stuff all over it that cuts the company down BIG TIME,call the competitior while the boss is listening and give them pointers

 

x....tell the boss you want to stick a coke bottle up his ass and take an xray of it

 

y = Yawn and ask the boss if you can take a nap in his office...

 

Zialaphone pratice at 5am in his bed room