How to get fired...ABC style

SAY: "BOOBIES" every time anyone says anything to you all day ,one day every week no matter what they say. "What time is it? "BOOBIES!! You going to the meeting? "BOOBIES"!!

 

T - Torch the office...

 

U - Undress in your cubicle and @ lunch time FORGET YUOR NAKED and dodge out in front of all and goto lunch,barge into your boss's office LAUGHING and jumping up and down

 

spike your bosses coffee with Viagra and then hire hookers to go to his office about twenty minutes after he finishes it.

 

flick you tongue in the general direction of hot secretary like u would do her Vagina

 

Machinist: you were supposed to do W...


Whip all of your customers with a bull whip.

 

xylophone fridays

 

tell your boss the truth

 

Ask awkward, inappropriate questions relentlessly...

(i just realised i should've done Z and Zero shoulda done Y, but i got all confused, so i did A...)

 

B: buy M80s and light 4 or 5 during the day when it's quiet and watch people levitate.

 

Call up your bosses wife and ask her out on a date. :devil:

 

Drip dry your underpants in the breakroom.

 

E - Enter the bosses private bathroom while he's taking a crap and take all the toilet paper leaving him with none...

 

Fuck the CEO's wife

 

Goose your boss constantly.

 

Heat up the office to 100 degrees F overnight

 

insert your little finger into some personal spot about the person of your boss, sucking loudly at your thumb of the other hand at the same time, with a dreamy look on your face.... do this every 30 minutes, 5 days a week...

 

Jack off in front of every single security camera.

 

Kill em all

 

Let your IN box pile up until it overflows onto the floor