How to get fired...ABC style

yo baby girl what happenin (to boss' wifey)

 

Z

Pull out your Zig-Zags and roll up a fat one at your desk.

 

Alligator is loose in the lobby..

 

Tell your boss he/she is a Bitch

 

C - Call your Boss & 2am and ask him to thank his wife for the good time you had w/her when he was out of town... Giggle;demand a raise

 

D - Dance naked on your desk at work...

 

Eject your boss as if work were a baseball game and you were the Ump.

 

F - Fart are the office meeting and blame your imaginary friend...

 

gatecrash your boss's youngest daughter's wedding celebrations, having ingested shit loads of shrooms and do weird things on the dance floor with the groom... oh and don't forget granny in the wheelchair at the top table... she needs to go for a loooong ride later

 

hit on your bosses wife

 

inspect the inside of your colleagues underpants in the dinner queue.

 

Jump on your bosses desk, moon him and run away!!

 

Kill your co-workers.

 

L- let your boss have it

 

Motherfucking reminding all you assholes that you don't need write the letter twice...
in front of your boss, out loud and abrasiveness, without pants on.

 

N - Nose your way into the meeting your boss is in (that you werent supposed to goto) and completely destory his scheme to defraud the company;tell everyone YOU ARE THE NEW BOSS..

 

Ogre bring Shrek to work..

 

Peanuts... That's all I'm saying

 

question your boss about everything... including PEANUTS??? like, why aren't there nuts on the desk for us to nibble at through the day... huh? and why don't the newspapers deliver here anymore? and why is your knob bent?

 

Rub a co-worker the wrong way