How to get fired...ABC style

E - Eat everything in the fridge and blame your boss when the other workers want to know where there food went.... When the workers confront your boss,start yelling at him... Start laughing while giving the finger and let out a HUGE BURP to unknowingly admit your guilt

 

F- fart in his face

 

G - et a large hammer and pray to the Gods. Wait for the hammer to become mighty

strike the ground with vengeance, how dare they make me work overtime!!!!!

the floor begins to crack, the earth begins to open beneath your bosses feet. At this point you hitch a ride with a coincidently close and extremely powerful bird of prey

you watch you boss fall into oblivion, with the flames reaching high- you can hear the sound of hell beneath his descend.


You fly away to safe lands. You get a phone call. Both you, and your boss, have been fired :frown:

 

H- Hide in the bathroom until your boss comes in and do any of these things:

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I - nvade a foreign country with out a second resolution from your boss...and hope to god he isn't a warmonger and congratulates you for using your initiative.

 

J- joke about his clothes

 

Kill him? OR would you just take his position? Damn that gives me an idea. Wish me luck.

 

L - SD. Lots of it.

 

That would be out of control....

Mescaline lots of it

 

N-nail his thumbs to his desk then set fire to his office.

 

o-orgasm everywhere arty:

 

P - ut a note on your bosses desk reading, 'happy birthday, enjoy the hooker'

then turn up in a thong and a pair of tassels.

 

Q...leave the Q-tips in your ears for weeks at a time

 

R....rabies.....gnash your teeth and foam up your mouth,,,drool and bark...that should do it

 

S - ex it up, yea baby

 

T - Trash your boss's office right before the review board comes in,when they are about to fire your boss for the mess,let them in on the news!

 

u- undo the internet firewall that blocks hipforum

 

v-sign every valuable customer...

 

W - Welcome your boss's competitor to the Job,give him all the company secrets,undermine your boss and dont be afraid to tell him your strategy!

 

XXX power-point blow-job safety presentation XXX now in the conference room..