How to find a girlfriend (PUA styles)

Even if they are hot they're still Kiwi's.

 

kiwi's piss me off...

 

"these days I only make friends with people who are good people. I really don't care how cool they are" ~tyler

They say social circle is a billion times easier to meet women... While actual PUA is more a way to practice with people you dont know...


Is he an axe murderer: no
Does he have friends: yes
Do I have to be nice to him: yes

 

The existence of this thread makes it very hard to believe you've succeeded with any of these.

 

im like jack sparrow

 

"You must be the worst pirate I've ever heard of"

"But you have heard of me"

 

And here you are learning a model used by thousands of other guys to guide your own behavior. That's not predictable?

 

Master. today I rode on a bus, and it was FAST...

if I walked it would of taken me two days. I should of walked. Fuck all this western bullshit

 

1) get her friends approval

2) ask her friend if she's single (only a hipster would... oh I cant be fucked this time)

3) casually ask the girl to hang out
(only an idiot would make a song and dance about hanging out with her)

4) arrange to meet her in town.

5) after 30 minutes bounce to the beach
(only a predictable hipster would go STRAIGHT to the beach, while a PUA would hold back and keep her guessing)

6) take the lead and sit at a beach seat and don't talk much
(only a hipster would try and fill the silence)

7) say "lets go for walk"
(only a hipster wouldn't take the lead)

8) walk on beach

9) immediately reach out and hold her hand
(only a hipster would put all his eggs in one basket and make a big deal about holding her hand)

10) after a while put your arm around her
(only a hipster would put all his eggs in one basket and make a big deal about putting a arm around her)

11) i just keep writing numbers because you refuse to take the lead

as I was thinking this walking across the beach i got a text from a girl saying she would give me a massage. bling bling ducky

see ducky, once you have MASTERED the beginners program you are free to go to the INTERMEDIATE program.


really now, its not HOW you get it its WHETHER you get it. Write it on your forehead perhaps?

 

so your methods only work for people who live in a coastal city?

basically, the method is to find a girl and just do the opposite of what a hipster would do?

why hasn't tyler written a book yet?

 

i meant FALSE hipsters like duck. he said I was a keyboard jockey, he's a keyboard jokey.

yeah.. beaches are the best crutch ever.

 

this... is a duplicate post. i fucked up.

 

so I was in town and a girl i knew was shit-testing me by allowing herself to get hit on by guys...



this guy started talking to her on the street and i got really mad. he noticed how angry i was and he smirked at me.

i waited till i finished my ciggarrette then i was like "c'mon lets go!" and i grabbed her hand and walked away leaving him by himself on the street.

Later she started talking to this french guy in the club. i was like c'mon!

i walk over to the guy and im like "hey man i really like my friend do you mind?

french guy: "oh, what team are you supporting?"

me: "all blacks" (was the FINAL for the world cup)

french guy:"oh, well thats too bad then..."

so i let him talk and then yell out "YOU CAN HOOK UP WITH ANYONE AS LONG AS THERE NOT FRENCH!"

french guy looks at me and almost cries...

so later im dancing with the girl and his french friend comes up to try his luck. he out-dances the shit outta me!

so i let him dance like a maniac, she see's im not reacting and she just ignores him.




oh and we won the world cup the next day

 

getting wasted will get you laid or beaten up

YOU ARE INVITED~!

 

oh yeah and dont listen to your mum

your mum wants you to be an afc. while she would date an afc she wants to turn you into one. its not really who's the smartest its who's the first to rebel against their mum.

"mum why dont you date someone from church?"

"because all the guys of that age are nerds"

 

seconded.

someone call tyler ffs...

 

unless she says "i wouldn't put your dick in that socket".

 

hahahahaahaa

 

like i said rsd does weird things like banning critical discussion of their ideology. such as banning critical discussion on the book 'the power of now'

almost every PUA ive met i dislike. ESPECIALLY the short ones.

 

culture is a cluster fuck, leave it alone:
feminists
wannabe's
"i thought i was special! RAGE!"
feminists
pick-up artists
wannabe pick-up artists
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dont make friends with the pua community. they are full of shit. read there material.

dont care about their scene too much