How to dress a wiener for the holidays

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  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    hang mistletoe over cock
     
    machinist, Dec 5, 2011
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  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    just paint it like a fucking candy cane...
     
    jerry420, Dec 5, 2011
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  5. *Doc*

    *Doc* Gone but never forgotten RIP Lifetime Supporter

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    The humanity! ohhhhh the humanity! :eek:
     
    *Doc*, Dec 5, 2011
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  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i just hope my balls drop by new year...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Dec 5, 2011
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  9. HippieHair

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    ahhh hahahahahahahahaha
     
    HippieHair, Dec 5, 2011
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  11. HippieHair

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    oh you'd love it and you know it lol
     
    HippieHair, Dec 5, 2011
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  13. RiffRaff

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    I just like my junk to be warm. If it's not in a warm (female) mouth, maybe a sock:
     
    RiffRaff, Dec 5, 2011
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    some chicks mouth
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 5, 2011
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  17. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    [​IMG]
     
    i_was_in_shroom_land, Dec 5, 2011
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  19. HippieHair

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    a sock ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    HippieHair, Dec 6, 2011
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  21. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    hang jingle bells on it.. the little ones.
    :D
     
    weeattoes, Dec 6, 2011
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  23. trippychic09

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    trippychic09, Dec 6, 2011
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

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    I want mine wrapped tight


    with vagina
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 6, 2011
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  27. HippieHair

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    HippieHair, Dec 6, 2011
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  29. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    and here i thought you were talking about sufated and sulfited pork sausages, and was going to suggest kraut and taco sauce.
     
    themnax, Dec 7, 2011
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  31. HippieHair

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    kraut ! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    HippieHair, Dec 7, 2011
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  33. ganjabomber

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    yea, i thought you were talking about the dog.. haha
     
    ganjabomber, Dec 7, 2011
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  35. His Eden

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    In a tuxedo?

    Stripes would also be good. Don't forget that stripes can make things look longer and wider ;)
     
    His Eden, Dec 14, 2011
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