How poor were you?

My family was so poor, my mama was walking down the street wearing only one shoe and someone asked her, "Did you lose your shoe?" and my mama said, "No, I FOUND one!"

 

Huh. S'nuffin.

WE were so poor snow refused to land on us as we couldn't afford it!

 

We were so poor>
we Couldnt Afford Socks, So We Painted Our Ankles Blue.

 

but wouldnt paint actually cost more than socks?

 

When Jungle Jack Was A Kid, Socks Hadn't Been Invented...



Cheers Glen.

 

We were so poor if I didn't wake up with a boner I didn't have anything to play with.

 

Nor could we-so the nice man down the track used to let us kids play with HIS boner.

 

I couldn't afford his herpes.. so he loaned them to me.

I'm throat deep in debt everyday as a result.

 

Well WE were so poor we used to fall over deliberately just to get scabby knees so we could pick them off and have something warm for tea!

 

We were so poor we used to eat our cereal with a fork! That way we could pass the milk on to the next person!

 

i was so poor, i had to drink milk from my cat, n use used diapars.

 

you call THAT poor?

WE were so poor we had to dismiss our parking valet and open a gift shop in the East Wing!

 

we used to smile in the dark, so the moths would be attracted to our teeth.. then we would eat em.

 

WE were so poor we couldn't afford food so we'd wait for granny to fart,then we'd roll her over and lick where she'd been sitting!

 

We were so poor we had to jack the dog off to feed the cat.

 

i was so poor i had to play with sticks.

my kids have so many toys and they play with sticks.

so i,ve decided sticks must just be fun.

 

WE were so poor we had to smash my little sister's crutches up so we could sell sticks to rich kids,[feeling guilty yet,stoner?],that way we could afford a potato to go with the dead sparrow we found in the road.