How poor were you?

WHAT?

You could afford THUMBS? Wow-such luxury!

We were so poor we had to bite other people's fingernails

 

You could afford condoms? I had to use a baggie and a rubber band!

 

Rubber bands-Luxury!

We used to DREAM of chewing a rubber band dipped in old cow shit.


We were so poor we couldn't afford to starve!

 

I was so poor, a third-world country started a foundation to feed me.

 

we were so poor that my dad would pay me a quarter to smell his socks...and i usually did it :frown:...to get some candy

 

I was so poor, I went to McDonalds and put one french fry on lay-away.

 

We were so poor we had to reuse and share our toilet paper, it really sucked if you had to blow your nose.

 

I was so poor, the bank came and repossessed the cardboard box I lived in.

 

We're so pr, we can't afford the vowels to be poor.

 

s'nuffin.
WE were so poor we had to use 2nd-hand oxygen and take it in turns to breathe!

 

What's oxygen ???

 

Sumfink wot rich people who can afford their own puddle of shit to live in breathe.


[so I'm told]

 

"On the road" for the first 4 years of my life,
First House was 2 up, 2 Down, Toilet out the back - (Living room, Kitchen, 2 Bedrooms) - (Bath later fitted under the stairs in the kitchen) Coal Bunker, Washing done in the sink, Mangle (to dry clothes) and No TV
- Ah the days of Black and white

 

Fuck me-you lived in LUXURY!

I bet you even had a roof!

We used to hang awake at night in a cesspit,dangling from thorns pushed into our flesh,dreeaaming of having a roof!

[we had to work for the thorns,they weren't free]

Coal bunker? Toilet? Bath?

What strange and magical words are these,my prrrrrecious??

 

my friend at work and I talk about this all the time. you can always tell the poor kids by who knows what Arthur is, the game "the floor is lava" and if you remember sitting in the yard with a stick more than 6 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo"]AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW - Brooke-Taylor, Chapman, Cleese, Feldman - Four Yorkshiremen - YouTube

 

I was so poor, I didn't have much money at all

 

MONEY?


M'dear fellow,WE couldn't afford ZITS!

 

We were so poor that the salvation army came to us with a letter of surrender!

 

so poor my mom saved up the pepperspray residue to spice up our dinner

 

HUH!

We used to daydream of being rich enough to afford hair!