How much would you charge

You wanna stick of...Big Red???

 

I do. Big Red is the shit.

 

Sure....

*opens mouth wide*

 

hawt

 

If I was a chick I would just get married to a Dr and then fuck the lawn and pool guys.
You know be that type of hooker instead. The housing is better and also you get a Mommy Van so your also a mobile unit.

 

Nobody would pay for this mess.

 

Sounds like you've seen a few episodes of Desperate housewives.




Hotwater

 

Id be free

- 42o -

 

Ah man, Droop was gonna be my bitch and he isn't available.
*runs to hit on the jester*

Jokes, all jokes.

 

a first born and a buick.

 

Not funny dude, not funny!

 

I should become a hooker. I'd be able to pay my bills then.
I'd never be lonely, and I'd always get plenty of sex.
Of course, I'd also be exposed to STDs on a regular basis, possible pregnancies, take a chance of getting arrested, or get some John who is wacked out and wants to harm me.
Then again, minus the STD thing and the physical harm, the rest of that junk just sounds like the chances I take in relationships with guys.LOL.

 

Oh, the arrested thing didn't mean underage guys.LOL.
I mean a lot of them did illegal junk that could get me arrested just for being present.

 

he's lying, it was a quarter, he is just trying to bargin with you.....

 

Shit happens - on the other side of the fence also.


Ever notice some Folks have H1 Hummer sized balls...... or larger...?

 

the trouble with renting out my body is it would take too much of my time. maybe if i had an android double who didn't mind, but then like ij, it would depend on the mark.

capitolism IS prostitution and i'd rather live under a kind of high teck low stress modified potlatching.

as fer shairing physical pleasure, i'd prefer to be living in a polyamourus culture without the age aparthied hangup. (but am not about to carelessly get myself in the kind of trouble people do trying to pretend it there aren't those with tyrannical ascendency enforcing the latter) (and no little green pieces of paper having anything to do with it, maybe fresh garden vegetables or ram chips or something like that)

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