How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down, Before You Can Call Him A Man?

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    How about the naykid simeon's quarterly.....
     
  2. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    if he has rollerblades it becomes a lot easier
     
  3. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    em bobby dylan
     
  4. crummyrummy

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    Two. one of em has to be muddy.
     
  5. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    it would be even faster if he had some sort of jet pack, or rocket skates, like in Jackass...
     
  6. TreeFiddy

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    Maybe he's already a man, but he has to walk down a certain amount of roads before the SKEPTIC BASTARDS acknowedge it.
     
  7. crummyrummy

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    yeah, the question doesnt say he isnt a man, it just asks when he will labled one.
    I say when he can walk down a single road confident in his ability to get to other end.
     
  8. PeterPan

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    It all depends upon how many more times the cannon balls must fly, before they are forever banned... And at the rate their goin, I'd say mabye.... the year 3067.
     
  9. ilario

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    It's not on how many roads of taken... it's how you managed to reach every end of those road..
     
  10. themnax

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    but why should he even have to assume any of them have an end?

    =^^=
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  11. ripple

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    He might not make it to being a man, the road is long and arduous.

    The first road is to the docks, to the White Dove, he must sail on it and get off it before it's attacked by cannonballs and sinks to its sandy bed. Then its off over the mountains before rain errosion washes them all away, hes got plenty time to walk this particular road. He must also dodge the people of the mountains that arent free, hoping they cant see him... or hear him cry.
     
  12. HonorSeed

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    the road is short and quick, if someone is in your way and you have to stop, that ain't the road to being a man.
     
  13. T3h G33k

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    "The answer, my friend...is blowing in the wind...the answer is blowing in the wind...." I'm scared half to death that I actually know that song :)
     
  14. HonorSeed

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    the stories I could tell about some roads I ran down;)


    "You speak to someone enough, you are bound to utter something incredibly stupid, goes with the territory." - HS

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  15. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    ... mellow ...
     
  16. HonorSeed

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    here is something you should do before you bother changing from a kid to a man....go to disneyland.

    little village, half-timbered, on mountainside on Disneys Storybook Canal Boat Ride
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  17. Treadge

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    42 might be the answer, if not it's blowin in tha wind!
    Peace, love and many blessings,
    Crowfeather,
    Treadge,
    42
     
  18. wonderboy

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    maybe the road has to walk him!! oogaboogaboo!
     
  19. HonorSeed

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    The road to being who you wanna be is where you are standing, sitting or laying at right now.
     
  20. Mary Poppins

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    42!!!!!!!!!
     

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