How many partners have you had?

You know I am hard of hearing once I get hard..................

 

Yeah, obviously.

 

What did I do to deserve this...

 

ive had 2 partners

 

Ohhh don't worry. I don't think the cat will sue you or anything.

 

Thats not what I heard.

 

I know he won't, I will be forced to eat your cat yet again, just in a different form.

 

Bon apetit!

 

You want some ketchup..?

 

No, the best way to cook a cat is, ut it in boiling water while still alive, to get the fur off, hit it over the head and kil it, then sin it, and fry like chicken, its actually pretty good.

 

That's mean. I don't wanna play with you anymore.

 

Wow people in Japan do it everyday, I didn't know someone would take such offense

 

Yeah, well maybe I am a little over-sensitive... But I'm also a vegetarian.

 

Bullshit, I saw you eat meat......

 

I deny everything.

 

shit I didn't realized that you were also Canadian. I thought you were American. My apologies...

 

Canadians are awesome; they get free health insurance!!!

 

I didn't say they were bad, they just have this tick about them, aside from not being able to pronounce the letter A properly, most are pretty cool, the guys are punks though...............oh wait most guys are punks.

 

Whatever man, that's silly.

 

Shared a flat with a Canadian over her in Belgium for a while and didnt note any problem with his pronunciations of A's to be honest. "Ou" on the other hand.... lol.

oot and aboot. really!