How many of you all been arrested or detained

i didnt have weed when i got the speeding ticket

 

twice - once for "possession of marijuana" and once for "underage possession of alcohol." they took me to the station for the weed, got my statement, gave me a ticket, and drove me home. for the alcohol i just got a ticket and went back to my friends for the night. both resulted in a fine.

the only time i got handcuffed though, i wasn't charged with anything.

both of my offenses were when i was a minor, and i think they are off my record. they are basically the same status as a traffic violation either way.

 

been arrested a few times

 

I was arrested once for assault and battery...once for assault with a deadly weapon...and once for assault and attempt to kill.

I was an angry teenager

 

Angry. Sounds like you had pms squared...

 

i was about to eat a baked potato last night. it was very hot, and when i cut it open steam curled up through the air, reminiscent of smoke from a cigarette.

using my fork, i more or less mashed up the insides of each half of the potato, and added generous portions of warm, whipped butter, which melted quickly and effortlessly. i added, of course, an abundance of fresh ground black pepper. just as i added salt to the left half of the potato a police squad broke through my door noisily, with no manners. clad in riot gear and aiming shotguns at my head, they ordered me to lie on my stomach and put my hands behind my back. i was immediately arrested - handcuffed!

i asked the cops: why? why are you taking me in? why are you seperating me from my dinner? on what charges am i being held?

that pig just looked me dead in the eye and said, "boy...you know what you did. now we gotta take you in. for a salt and buttering."

 

once for possession of marijuana.


i shoulda just ate it..but i left in the center console 'cause i was stoned and forgot about it

 

hahaha that's so funny, I get it:cheers2: