How many husbands???

Ok, I am sooooo on this!! Ok, first she was married to some unknown guy named Ohani Noa or something like that. Then there was P. Diddy (back when he was Puff Daddy), and that went on for a while, until she married Chris Judd, who was a back-up dancer. Then after him came the whole "Bennifer" thing with Ben Affleck, and now she's married to Marc Anthony. Is that sad that I know that?? Hmmm.... *goes off by herself to re-evaluate her life*

 

Her first husband, the waiter, was pretty nice to gaze upon...he looked better than anyone else she's ever been with (and that says a lot), especially Marc Anthony.... what happened there?

 

laugh my ass off

 

Don't laugh, Mike. You're the lamest American joke there is.

Zing!

 

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away.

 

And you are like the pervert who has sex with it.

Edit: The child, not the toy.

 

Just a thought here... If it is deflating in that corner, then how is that corner "unused"??? Obviously the poor little inflatable toy is using that corner for deflation purposes...