How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    We haven't ruled out telephones just yet. Call her and ask her out on a date.
     
  2. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Its not like I'm a stalker or anything, I'm just sick of the four girls that said they would not following through or ignoring me after they say it.
     
  3. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Masturbation sucks. I hate it. ha ha ha.
     
  4. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Then you're chasing the wrong girls.
     
  5. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    That is the thing, I don't have her phone number, and I can't just ask her for it, since I don't see her when I'm not at school. Poor summer planning on my part, lol, but what can I say, I was always stoned at school.
     
  6. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    yeah it really sucks. esp if its only for 7 mins and then you come. its no excitment lol
     
  7. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Sara, I like how the girls are reassuring the guys tonight. Weird, huh?
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    connor: just make a facebook account to get her number and stuff
    then call her haha
     
  9. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    haha that is pretty weird..
    i didn't even notice until you said somethin
     
  10. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Stoner... lazy... procrastinator... :) j/k

    No, just suck it up with the social networking sites.
     
  11. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I just noticed it, ha ha.
    We're the ones giving advice. What the fuck? lol
     
  12. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Damn, that would just suck so badly to have to get a facebook ugh. I could always just see if ANYBODY I know has her number lol. How come facefuck is my only option, damn.
     
  13. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Well I'm at the bottom of the tail game, I wasn't the popular guy, more of the loser.
     
  14. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I know. It's like the masturbation form of a quickie. That's even worse than a quickie! Even though, I get off when I masturbate... I never get off during a quickie.
     
  15. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    suck it up, creampuff
     
  16. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    The geeks get all the ass. In high school, I was a "smart theater kid" and partied harder and had way more lovin' than anyone else in the school
     
  17. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Because that's how it is these days, baby blue.
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Nice name-calling, lol.
     
  19. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    And so do the band kids. I was a band kid. Band camp was score.
     
  20. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Well thank you for the kind words of encouragement Mrs. Wondermuffins
     

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