How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Im jealous, although I havent really been making an effort to get laid lately so I really can't complain.

 

thats the beauty of my situation with The Dick. No having to try, no pretenses of love. We both love to fuck and we get together do what we love to do. also, its fun. We had a punching match last night..lol
Its foreplay man. I hurt him and then he puts a hurting on me haha now it hurts to sit.
sigh.. Time for a bowl.

hahaha on a hilarious note, I coughed up something that tasted of cum as I was talking to my neighbor this morning and I broke out laughing so hard. she asked what was so funny, and of course i didnt tell her.. but My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

 

almost a month like late august...i don't have sex that often unless i have a boyfriend anyways, if i don't it usually ends up only being like once a month or some shyt, i don't really care tho it's whatever...but id like to have a boyfriend cuz i havent had one in a while...

 

^ same lol

 

one week... sigh... I miss the every night, every other night kinda thing. Time to find my soul mate who will stick around til I'm 90.

 

Like 5 monthes.. the girls around here dont put out

 

1 year 7 months. Girls are bitches around here.

 

I got beaten up by a 300 pound chinese woman, does that count?

 

over a year and its not looking like its gonna end for another couple of months. The air force is the worst cockblock ever

 

It's been too long.

 

so long that my penis feels like it's back in middle school lol

 

i think i've decided to just go ahead and CHOOSE to be celibate.

yeah...i think that's what i've decided.

 

bad weekend man?

 

not really, but a year of not seeing the point in trying has affected me, and i have chosen.

 

I think when you choose not to try or not to even care is when it happens. Or thats just a fairy tale wanna be thing that I keep telling myself. damn dry stretches.

 

i can safely say that no, that is not the case.

 

I'm coming to that conclusion also.

 

lol

 

i had sex over the weekend..
but for the first time ever i think i'm all sexed out....
i'm just tired of it at this point in time

 

So long ago Im not sure of how many weeks its been........I think I will become a nun.