How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Yeah. Therein lies the problem. I'm sure I could find a nice clean guy on CL. But casual sex in itself is pretty awkward.

 

48 hours ago. i lubz my life.

 

Two days ago but i been really fucked up this weekend.

 

too god damn long.. thats how long.. grr

 

2 days. i think. i have a terrible memory.

 

3 years!

 

Ummm.... 18 hours ago
LUV IT !!!

 

My god I wouldn't have survived.

 

There would be some scary people showing up.....it's been little over month

 

last night...and she had a clit ring it was fucking awesome

 

Some days i dont think I did.

 

I'm pretty angry. It's been like 5 days, and I am/ was really turned on earlier and climbed on top of my girl, started kissing her, grinding on her, all that jazz, just to have her go "uhhhggg, I'm tooo fucked up to have sex.... zzzz......" And then pass out. Why the fuck does this always happened, it makes me feel like I am crap and she's not attracted to me. When I'm fucked up, I can usually function sexually. And even if I can't, it still feels nice to kiss and touch and rub and all that good stuff. But she just turns me down, expressionless. Whatttt the fucccck, women fucking suck.

 

ya can come over Stella.. i'll take care of ya

 

feels like 5 thousand years....I don't even think I know what sex is anymore

 

I'm sure you would, Eric. And I would definitely come over if you didn't live halfway across the country. I need to make booty call connections at school, all the numbers in my phone that equate to "booty" live in the great state of VT. Toooo far a drive for some action.

 

You know booty in vermont? I know some people that equate to booty but i also know a ton that equate to the complete opposite.

As for me, it's been about 10 hours, but before that it was awhile.

 

I'd like to find some booty, but quite honestly I'm really diggin the hassle free life of no booty, I need to find some hassle free booty lol that would be the best of both worlds.

 

ah.. hassle free booty.. its tough to find..

 

Extremely tough to find. I really don't think "no strings attached" type relationships even exist. When I just want to hook up with someone on a regular basis, I don't really care about what music you listen to, or your parents, or friends, or favorite movie or color or food, or dreams and life goals, or problems or anything really. Just sex. But it's never, ever, everrrr that simple.

 

thats when rhohypnol comes in handy.. they wont even remember.. thats hassle free :cheers2: