How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Awww.. I believe in ya horace!! You can do eet! what color is she? hehe
     
  2. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    she's black, my "nubian queen" if you will

    not that i worship her, i've just always wanted to say "nubian queen"

    she's gorgeous, and the great thing is, she has an identical twin, so there are TWO of them

    but still, they are from an income bracket that would take me 3 lifetimes to get into and thus i automatically don't feel "good enough"

    of course, there's more to it than that

    the real point is, i'm not sweating it, i'm not goin' balls out for it, but if it happens, awesome.
     
  3. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Go for it, Horace! Tap that bitch's ass, lmao.
     
  4. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    ah.. well, you know, sometimes the rich girls like themselves a roughneck to piss daddy off.. hehe hey, it happens.. lol
     
  5. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i just don't fit into that "type"

    they're all "worldly-upper-class" types

    i'm 20 years old and i've hardly made out of NC more than 5 times
     
  6. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    So what? Just go with the flow. Maybe something'll happen.
     
  7. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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  8. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Just trying to give you an optimistic push...
     
  9. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    what i'm subtly trying to get at is that women destroy men

    they break them, and normally without ever knowing it

    so i'll treat the whole thing like i'm treading on eggshells
     
  10. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    My buddy who is def in the middle class bracket hooked up with a girl from a ridiculously rich family from Colombia at school so it could happen!
     
  11. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    haha

    i'm not really trying to make a big deal that she's "rich."

    per se

    but as it was worded by another last night, "she's had everything given to her."

    except that that's his perception really, i guess.

    on a face to face basis she's really cool, she's really lax. she looks philosophical mainly because she's so exotic that she seems she must certainly know something i do not, and that's so sexy.

    oh my god. i mean.

    as i was saying, at this stage, i'll say, "i'm pretty sure it won't happen."

    but i guess i can't rule it out.

    however, typing it out like this, putting into text and almost, really, now, making it into a sort of narrative, it makes it feel sort of weird

    maybe i think too much. i do think too much.

    god damn i'm high.
     
  12. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    I was celibate for 8 or 9 months, but I just recently have been giving in to this ladyfriend of mine, it's been about 4 days for me. =P

    I don't even like sex without love anymore, but she gets me worked up for it and I might as well.
     
  13. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Dude, and I thought that was not possible.
     
  14. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Women are the bain of all men. Most of us are slaves to women but then again it does go both ways. "Love is blind so I poked out my eyes to see."
     
  15. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    no one caught this sweet fucking alliteration?
     
  16. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Emotionally or physically?
     
  17. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Flirting with the S's today?
     
  18. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    if i gotta work my way up from letters to women is "yes" the right answer?
     
  19. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i need a miracle, you posted in this thread 108 times.

    very bold statememnt indeed.
     
  20. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Damn. Oh well, life goes on.
     
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