How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

It wouldn't have shocked me. I would've suddenly gotten extremely thirsty though

 

hahaha of course you would

 

I'm gonna come equipped with a straw and a bibb.

 

Say what you will but it is fun as hell in any situation.

 

ahhh i got laid yesterday...
'twas a good time.

 

Everybody is getting laid like it's depressing as hell I mean I'm not trying to get laid like that but i wouldn't mind a lil random pussy thrown my way just wish god would throw a lil gift from above just throw some in my lap

 

^^^ exactly

@hilder.. mm.. mm.. i sure do love a woman that squirts..

 

They are the roses in the garden of love

or something

 

screw roses.. i'd rather have tulips.. two lips wrapped around my cock

 

Still haven't gotten any... damn it. If my love interest didn't live in South Carolina right now, I'd be having sex at least twice a day. This celibacy thing sucks.

 

:cheers2:

glad im not the only one who needs a sexual miracle lol

 

cant even remember.

 

hahaha I will never forget the look of confusion on the dicks face when I squirt. .. He needs to get better aquainted with the pussay.. lmao for a 39 year old he sure is an noob at the sex game. He'd never fucked a stoner, he said no one has been able to take all his dick in their mouth or pussy.. I dont know what kind of women he's been fucking.
hahaha so, Ok Im 24, and he said he'd always gone for older women, but now that he's old, he doesnt like older women anymore.. hahha Us younger girls will do alot more than older women wont..

 

i need a miracle everyday..

 

Younger girls are cool but i had a nice lil cougar that did some pretty interesting things lol

 

Ha ha. Good one, lol.

 

Lack of sex depresses me. Sigh.

 

Very very depressing i mean i shouldn't dream about it on a nightly basis makes it even worse

 

I got laid yesterday. I get it quite often with the live in girlfriend. The sex is good.

 

I don't understand how you guys can allow a lack of sex to depress you. I mean, sex kicks ass, but it certainly isn't the most important thing in the world. I'd much prefer to have a fat blunt right about now, as opposed to some pussy. Some head would be nice while I smoke the blunt though:sifone: