How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

you show me a thread here that has at least 10 pages that hasn't veered off somewhere down the wrong road..

 

Um, she just smoked too much hash and took a couple xanax and is really tired from driving 17 hours home... but that's no excuse!

 

shes on xanax.. she wont even remember.. go for it..

 

17 hrs is a long drive thats how long it took us to go from Albany to Bonnaroo.

 

YES. That's a very good point. But with two women, it's hard to rape, she needs to put in some effort for me to get anything out of it instead of her just being passed out and not moving...

 

slap a strap-on on her and ride her while shes passed out lol..

 

... that. probably. will. happen. righhhht....... now.
Thank you for sharing wisdom, Eric. I appreciate it.

 

If you like Adderall you would LOVE Ritalin, its bliss for your nose.

 

Ritalin.. lol.. kiddie coke

 

i dont understand the greatness about being all speeded up for no reason..

 

^ ambition and euphoria and heightened stuff.

Meh methylphenidate, yay amphetamine!

 

Pretty much the best thread on the internet currently.

 

hahahaha Allright, So I hadnt gotten laid since like mid June. Of course I was extremely ready. Well, at one point I had my head hanging of the side of the bed and he was going really deep in my throat. I had to relax it so much since he is really big. He kept pushing air into my stomach I guess.. he pushed all the way to the base when he came in my throat. It was hot. This morning, i was smoking a joint when I got home at 730 am and coughed so hard I got the heaves. I went to the bathroom in case I threw up. I tried incredibly hard not to. I burped and a bit of cum came up.. lmao then I burped for like 30 minutes..
Last night was so hot. He threw me around like a rag doll.. Held me down and fucked me. It hurt soooo good. Ima be sore tomorrow. I love dominant men. :drool5:

 

^^^ that is fucking hot!.. i got a chub

 

She has a habit of inducing chubs

 

im a chub induced chub

 

I had the chance to hear her tell that story, which totally pwns the text version. lol

 

hahaha why thank you. And that aint even half of it.. We fucked from 11 pm to 330 am.. woke up at 645 am and fucked again. I fucking hurt. He didnt ask what I wanted or if I was enjoying it. Obviously by me screaming and all the obscenities i was saying he knew I loved it. The favorite for the evening was 'god that hurts you big dick motherfucker, Oh that hurts so good!' hehe
I dont know how he did it, but at one point I was on my feet and I was bent over the bed and he picked me up by my hips clear off the floor. Thats when I came so hard my juices were dripping down his legs.. and mine.
yeah.. good times..

 

Well I'm sure the vicodin had something to do with his stamina. haha It never fails.

I enjoy the thought of your juices dripping/squirting everywhere:drool5:

 

haha yeah, he does that often.. But even when hes just drunk he can last for hours.. I love it.
hahahaha the funniest part was how shocked he was when I squirted when I was teaching him how to eat pussy.. hahaha