How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. rodwv

    rodwv Member

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    ill take on all the lady rejects that don't make it in. good looking dont always mean good loving ugly folk dont get much leg so they seem to make the best of it when they do.
     
  2. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    That's all right. By all applicable laws of reality, you'll lose it sometime this school year. I have faith in you, little hobbit! :)
     
  3. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    We're not talking about pretty vs. ugly.
    We're talking about the weird freaks from the Love & Sex forum.
    They are all gung ho about kinky incest. Weird.
     
  4. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Too long. Real good loving other then fooling around. Month or so? Maybe longer?

    Of course you made this thread, Lea. haha!
     
  5. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    hahahaha.
     
  6. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I made this thread just for you, Bailey! ha ha ha.
     
  7. rodwv

    rodwv Member

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    you should be all about incest your from alabama.just playing im from west virginia so no room to talk.never knew any incestiol couples just for the record
     
  8. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Awww, that's really sad for me haha. Am I that pathetic? :(
     
  9. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Oh yah, mang. Lemme jis tell you som'in.
    I caan't wait to bang my cous'n. :rolleyes:

    Although, I will admit, I do have a pretty hot cousin. lol.

    Nah, I don't know much about incest. Just because I think it's just wrong.
     
  10. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Awww, no, of course not.

    I just thought that me, you, Hilder and Sar-bear would get a kick out of it.
    And the guys that stumble across our horny sex conversations. :)
     
  11. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    17 years...
     
  12. rodwv

    rodwv Member

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    whats with all the virgins? girls out number men 5 to 1 in the us.are you guys making an effort?girls are just as horny as us.when you do get laid keep it to yourself when the girls know you don't kiss and tell they are more inclined to get at you
     
  13. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    ~11months
     
  14. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    doubt it.
     
  15. High_Times_w_Kumar

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    i broke up with my girlfriend about three months ago. and now im lonely, just me and the klenex, lol
     
  16. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I hope it's the soft Kleenex.
     
  17. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    I've only had one girlfriend and never went all the way, its been me myself and I for a LONG time.
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    You need to fix that, stat! I'm cereal.
     
  19. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    like 2 weeks i think... uggh :(
     
  20. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Try a little over two months! :(
    I had a quickie in this guy's truck about two weeks ago, but I don't count that.
    I was under the impression that he was taking me back to his house.
    When I found out we were going to fuck in his car, I lost my libido.
     

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