How is the person above of you gonna die?

swarm of angry piss-ants.............

 

Swarm of pissing fire ants!

 

Covered himself in gasoline and war paint and charges towards the whitehouse to end the oppression only to be hit by a bus crossing the first street

 

Plane crash over Antarctica ​

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Stampede

 

Decided to climb to the very top of Mt. St. Helens... but little did he know.. *Explosion* ​

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fell into a ditch of drunk, diseased hoboes. who ate you. then gave you aids.

 

drown in chicken blood during a Santaria incantation

 

Was playing chicken with his best friend on a frozen lake...​

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spent three days stranded in the sahara before a freak storm came in and he was struck by lightining

 

^nice scenario, except for I'm not a he.. I'm a she, lol.

Thought it would be cool to make a few homemade bombs. ​

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^opps sorry, I thought I was replying to burrito as we both responded within a minute. I meant no offence

Decided to make hats the old fashioned way and spent a little too much time with the mercury.

 

^it's cool

Was beat to death with a yard stick by a teacher ​

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Attempted To " Crowd Surf " At A Classical Music Recitial....



Cheers Glen.

 

Was trying to fix the family car.. and it collapsed on him
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Installs an air conditioner in her hot air balloon.

 

Her body couldn't stand the alien experimentation any longer.. she expired. ​

 

Jumped To Her Feet....(front row) At A Heavy Metal.....Head Banger Concert..........Yelling At The Top Of Her Voice.....YA MUSIC SUX.....AND YA DRUMMER SUX C**KS !!!


Yours ,As A Witness To A Very Messy Ending.......

Glen.

 

HE signed up for one of those instant win vacations online and was never seen again

 

Speed dating accident.