How is the person above of you gonna die?

Skinny dipping in December

 

Falls asleep while snorkling in a tub full of jello.

 

Mmmm..I LOVE jello

While sleep-walking..goes bowling on the freeway

 

Eat by a crazy whiteman that has seen Silence of the Lambs too mant times.

 

As long as there's pleasure involved somewhere in that eating

Goes shark hunting

 

Stung by a sting ray

 

Hit by a Shriner's motorcade.

 

Shot in a hijacking by a midget.

 

In a freak accident (another one) involving string cheese and a "small" tactical nuke.

 

Eating the all you can eat buffet at "bubba's truck stop"

 

accidently electrocuted while trying to change a fridge light bulb

 

Balling the girl working the cloak room while wearing another man's rubber jacket.

 

Ties a rocket to the back of his car just to see how fast he really can go

 

Ketchup bottle explosion

 

coyotes

 

Run over by a giant ball made of foil chewing gum wrappers.

 

Toilet accident

 

Natural causes, but right in the middle of her first appearence before a judge for felony lewd conduct charges.

 

In a yellow submarine

 

3rd degree sunburn