How is the person above of you gonna die?

Cloud nine will dissipate and she will fall to Earth at a tremendous rate

 

Is going to die after being struck by something falling out of the sky, while he is wearing a plastic bag over his head! (creative, eh?)

 

Fatally mauled by housewives at a white sale.

 

Right after she says "hey, watch this!"

 

was murdered after a heated argument of which Simpsons episode was the best

 

drowns in a vat of chocolate sauce

 

Is put to death after being TOO CUTE becomes illegal

 

im flattered!

 

Dies laughing at an Eddie Izzard bit.

 

Too much sex throws him into cardiac arrest (at least he died with a smile on his face

 

Tainted Lemon Sauce

 

Was viciously attacked by chipmunks after stealing a certain nut!

 

Mob hit after her "system" gets uncovered at a casino in Pahrump, NV.

 

swallowing his own balls

 

Interesting, crummy

Wakes up one morning and believes himself to be superman....

 

supergirl.

 

Accidently looks Medusa in the eyes.

 

Drowns after standing near a blown up skittles factory

 

A moment of self doubt while walking across the English Channel.