How good are you at sex?

Hubby thinks I am awesome.. even after 9 yrs.
but then we are married so I don't know if that auto defaults me from being any good in the first place.
I guess it also makes me not care so much, whatever we are doing is effing great- so we will just keep doing it. LOL

 

this reminds me of something my bf picked-up at church last time we went to a wedding.. this little book called "true love waits" or something.. and it gave all the reasons why you gotta be happy that the person you're gonna marry (marry in church, of course) is gonna be the only person you've ever had sex with and you're gonna be the only person they've ever had sex with.. one of the reasons was "no comparison, you don't have to fear you're not as good as their previous partners!" and Dave and I found it hilarious.. haha..

 

No, but I am one of the best god damn teases around. haha

 

That's for sure.

I wonder who's gonna turn you out.

 

Probably no one. I'm thinking I want to be the oldest living virgin.

 

I gave a girl four orgasms a few nights ago, but she knew how to grind it.

 

Don't worry, I'm very good at immaculate conception.

 

sex is not a competition, it's an art. and a sport.

 

So I would give birth to Brazilian hell spawn? I like it!

 

yea it's pretty much the only sport I practice!

 

i engage in athletics to be better at sex

 

I'm not kidding Fitz. I think I'm broken. (not emotionally)

 

That'd be the shit.

Between your hips and brazilian super sperm, we're set.

 

but fixable

 

i happily lump it into my 30 minutes a day workout.

 

women are just another piece of exercise equipment i can't afford :sad:

 

I'm not so sure.





Capt. Underpants do you want me to pay one of the girls down on Peachtree Street? It can be a early Christmas present.

 

Wow!

What an offer!

That'll certainly boost his morale!

NOT.

 

i'm quite the optimist :tongue: