How good are you at sex?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Makaveli_Reborn, Jun 18, 2008.

  1. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    well she asked me a question, I almost answered it.
     
  2. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    okay.. well.. if you guys weren't on drugs, especially not you, or drunk.. that's impressive Nick.

    usually for sex to last this long with sexual partners I've had and they were all in their 20's, they had to drink A LOT..

    I don't need a long time to cum, though, thankfully :)
     
  3. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    thanks. I hardly ever get laid these days and I'm not sure I can still do that.
     
  4. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I like that scene in Fellini, when the girl is casually eating an apple while being fucked.

    Gotta love bad sex.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    she's still not going to have sex with you. just sayin':rolleyes:
     
  6. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Ok, it wasn't awkward before, but it is heading there.

    I've had girls tell me I just didn't do it for them and had girls tell me that nothing is better.

    On the basis of a complaint to praise ratio...I'm ahead of the game.

    And if head takes more than 10 minutes you probably need to work on your hand game.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i know, it's like that ongoing senior couple saga that never ends even when they've moved apart and decided to just stay friends.
     
  8. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I'd disagree about the "ongoing" part.
     
  9. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    I don't know how I am in bed cuz I'm still a virgin... But I'm sure I wouldn't be a very good partner.
     
  10. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    zen is dom dom in bed. :D
     
  11. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    amigo, I'm at a loss.
     
  12. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I'm sorry I meant to quote you and then I edited your post instead.. (fixed now).. but I wrote this really long thing and don't feel like typing it again, so.. oh well.

    I basically said I feel like I could get better at head and wish I had like a practicing responsive plastic dick haha.. cause it does take longer than 10 mins unless I use my hands too.. and I've never been told it was bad but never got a great reaction either.. it seems guys always grab my head and make me move faster so I guess I'm not fast enough.. I don't know.. I'm never gonna ask, too embarassed :/
     
  13. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    what does that mean?

    I'd share my feelings on the topic but I'm not gonna.
     
  14. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    3 hours, dude. :eek:
     
  15. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Veeeeeeeeery wise.
     
  16. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    my record time was 3 minutes. The current dick is older and dominant, and wont let me try long enough, but sessions have lasted for 6 hours with enough time in between to take a drink of water to ease a dry throat. this is when too wet comes in handy. Lemme just say that my leather crop doesnt get dusty. haha
     
  17. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm a virgin
     
  18. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I believe you.
     
  19. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i don't even know how to respond to this

    good, i'm glad you believe me, cause it's true
     
  20. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    oh right.
    but sometimes not even 3 minutes.
     
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