how does one ask for something of a booty call?

Well, its all true, but some blokes can't read the signs, so you have to use a proverbial sledge hammer sometimes... ( I wish a few lasses did with me when I was younger ! ). + even I still don't really know the signs lol.

 

Grab him by the nuts.

I'm not kidding.

 

That fuckin hurts-I'm not kidding!

 

Very true and then you have that awkward shit - if you try and jump it too soon as a guy your a dog...if you don't you must be gay.

If a chick keeps touching you while she's talking to you-you got an invite.
Keep eye contact and order more drinks!

 

Well, only if you do it the wrong way.

And even if you do.

 

That would give me a clue all right - just watch the fingernails

 

I tend to be turned off by chicks that just offer themselves up, it's cheap. Perhaps I'm the only one here that things this way, but not ALL guys are desperate sex craved cave men, contrary to what modern social customs dictate. And yes, I get plenty, and am not gay. I say just test the water and see if he respondes, and if he goes for it, wel, go for it.

 

Hey, everyone wants a virginal saint for a date, but if some can't pick up the signs, then grabbing the dude by the knackers is sometimes needed lol

 

LOL LOL LOL

 

OK True!

 

Just ask him if he wants 2 hook up. That's what I do and nothing ever goes wrong..lol

 

As my man G-Love put it:


...but then we got drunk and fooled around and had a booty call
a booty call
aint nuthin wrong with a bootycall
everybody like a bootycall
now and then
sing
i can tell that were gonna be freinds
i can tell that were gonna be freinds

 

yeah, but if you're just chilling and all of a sudden a girl were to ask "hey, wanna fuck?" she would be considered a SLUT.

 

Not really, if U were friends, just Explain the situation, I.E, if 2 arn't getting any then its ok as friends . Simple

 

Slut? This girl knows what she wants from this guy and has the honesty to ask for it. If he thinks that, he's pretty stupid. But even so, does it really matter?

 

Here is what you do.
Next time you want to get physical with him ask him to sit down and then sit in the middle of his lap and see what he does.

 

awww snap, now I've got to listen to some G-love.

 

ok well what about for a guy...how would a guy ask for a booty call......????

 

I'm more curious about that one myself

but as for the girl, unless I had a serious problem with her on some level I wouldn't say no, if a girl wants a booty call, she GETS a booty call

 

men have terrifyingly low standards. bless them all. i'd never have gotten laid otherwise. then one day i awoke with the epiphany that i could get laid any time i wanted. it certainly took the fear away. what you have to look out for are the guys who've been burned by a girl supposedly just looking to get laid who then went all fatal attraction on them. they're very delicate and easily spooked.