How do you want to be buried?

Cremated, have my kids put the ashes in salt and pepper shakers in all the local restaurants so the whole town can eat me.

 

Buried under the Server at Hip Forum...

 

Just throw a party, I don't care what happens after I die.

 

LOL ^ :smilielol5: :2thumbsup:

 

True story as we have had to deal with details of when it happens.

I was discussing with the kids (then 12 and 13) that I wanted to be cremated and that brought up the discussion of ashes. I told my son that I was going to get put in a really nice jar and they could take turns having me in their homes when they grew up.

He pondered that for about a minute and said OK but I am not sure if I have a wife what she might think about that. Kudos to a smart kid knowing he best keep his wife happy too.

I shall be cremated and my ashes are going to be scattered at a place we have decided on and which my kids picked. I will not have a funeral nor a viewing. I will not have any official ceremony.

 

all my ferinds can test out their ak-47,s on me n dig a hole. what the hell do i care i,m dead. but really whatever is cheapest. i had to take care of my dad shit is 1,800 for creamation.

 

I agree with that idea whole heartedly. I want my kids to take a bunch of little street urchins in Iquitos out eat. No story or explanation. Just fill their little bellys and watch em smile.

 

i'd rather be eaten by bugs and vultures then buried at all. this is of course unsightly and a possible health risk to the living, so i don't insist on it, even if there were some way that i could. what i've observed from my own experience is peoples remains tend to get disposed of according to the wishes of those who survive them, more then whatever wishes they may have expressed, even in writing, when they were alive.

while this is unjust in some ways. it isn't THAT big a deal. at least i for one, seriously doubt it has any direct bearing on what those who no longer posses living physical form, if we do in some way continue to, or at some point resume doing so, experience.

i mean, if i'm aware, to experience and enjoy experiencing anything, i really can't see what is done with the dead meat i once occupied, as being of any major concern or even interest.

i have no one i am close to, to leave behind, so presumably, whatever state exists when the time comes, will do whatever is according to its policies at that time.

 

You wanna be dead before you get eaten by them bugs and birds or does it matter to ya? :ack2:

 

if i'm alive i'd much rather be eaten by larger carnivours then being burned at the stake by humans. (i wouldn't want the cats or bears to actually do so, because i wouldn't want them to then be killed by other humans for doing so). the particular "bugs and birds" i was refurring to, generally do prefer things to be already dead.

 

Organ donation. They can do whatever they like with the fleshy remains.

Anything else would be up to my surviving friends and family.

 

I'm a registered organ doner myself. Though ultimately it's the surviving family's choice whether your organ's will be used isn't it? They can have everything but eye tissue. I know they are useless to me once I've karked it, but I dont know... my eye's are one of my vanities.

 

Finger:

I bags the tail! : D

 

Organ donation sounds good for me.

 

Creamated, fore sure

 

i want to be stuffed and mounted...

with one hand on my nob and the other giving people the finger

a cigarette between my cold lips is optional but preferred.

 

IB:

You don't need to die for that, but you might have to change sexual preferences.

 

haha lush post.. you win good sir :mickey:

 

I see what you are saying..... I'm an organ doner also. They can have what ever the want.