How do you want to be buried?

In cum!

 

One of those bell things would be good! I wouldn't mind a gag one or something, have someone set one up so it ring's every few day's or week's or so :devil: just to be obnoxious.

 

I dont plan to be buried. I want them to take everything from me if possible. All usable organs, blood, marrow, take my nerve tissue too. By the time I die I hope that medical science has progressed enough that almost every cell in my body can help someone else. However, I am also hoping that neurological research and robotics technology has progressed to the point where I can take my brain and put it in a robot or something. Live forever by adding bio-mechanical neurons when age starts to kill my own off.

 

I'll be cremated and the ashes buried to the left of my mom (Dad's on the right) in the 16 grave family plot that my dad bought 40 years ago. If they hadn't bought the plot, I'd day just sprinkle my ashes at the beach.

 

I don't care what happens to my physical remains.

Whatever is cheap and quick and doesn't occupy space that can be actually useful.

Best burn the stuff, I guess.

And no crying please.

 

When I die, I want to be cremated then put inside a specially designed urn and shot into space. My ashes will go where no person has gone before...and maybe I'll end up in a super black hole somewhere. Oh I cant wait!

 

Euthanasia. Cremation. Ashes disposed of in a regular trash bin. No shrines or tombstones. Like a regular dirty atheist.

In fact, part of me looks forward to it.

 

In a trash bin?

Why not sprinkle it over the entire landfill? Then you can become ONE with the entire garbage pile

 

Sounds great. Unfortunately, they closed down my favorite landfill in Staten Island, NYC. There`s supposedly another great one in Johannesburg, South Africa, which would do me honor.

It`ll be my most glorious achievement!

 

Stuffed,placed in a corner of one of my sons houses with a beer in one hand ,a cigar in my mouth,big grin on my face and a string hanging out of my ass when pulled causes my jaw to flap up and down,eyes light up, while I say---"you got insurance,motherfucker" three times. Might as well be worth a few laughs 'till I fall apart.

 

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCiKxjZTa2I"]Prop me up beside the jukebox by Joe Diffie - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K-m-hNGzIk"]Bury Me Standing - YouTube
Weir Crazy..

 

i wanna be cremated i don't wanna be buried

 

Not really sure.. but no one is burning me to ash.

 

I want to be buried vertically head down with garlic stuffed down my mouth...

I'm gonna have to do some bad things in the interim, but I think it can be done.

 

i was suspended from school once for refusing to take off a hat that said to bury me face down when i die so the whole world can kiss my ass

 

LOL ^ I like that a lot.

I will be buried in the family plot. I'd just as soon it be a cheap casket. I am not interested in being burned to ashes.

Everybody can pretend they will all miss me greatly, but I hope they end the fireworks that day with some nice red wine and a good joint. :sunny:

 

I'd like to buried like an ancient ruler in a very elaborate tomb with all my money and stuff. I want the tomb equipped with booby traps so all my stuff remains mine long after I'm dead. Also, I want all the people I didn't like when I was alive buried alive with me.

 

i'm torn. ideal burial is stuffed and mounted, but ideal death is exploding. i feel like it has to be one or the other.

can they burn you to blackened corpse?

and if these guys smoke you, they'll become expert ice creamers..

 

standing up in a canoe. oh wait, that was about something else, wasn't it?

 

I either would like to be cremated and then pressed into an industrial diamond, or I'd like my body put in a boat and pushed out to sea and set aflame. Viking burial baby!