How do you masturbate?

Showers are absolutely useless for me me as I just can't get anywhere standing up.

I have to be sitting or lying down, so it would have to be in the bath, although I much prefer it while sitting comfortably in my armchair with some porn on the PC.

 

My favorite way is on the bed lying down, but I usually just wack on my chair in front of my comp.

 

comp or shower usually.

 

I experimented with these soft and thin latex/rubber gloves we use at the hospital.
I first pull on it to loosen it up then I put some thin lotion in it and slide it on. I then
grab the fingers on both sides and wank away slowly. It feels awesome!

It's like a perfect blowjob but without the teeth. You guys gotta try it.

One time I forgot to flush it down the toilet and my GF saw it.
I just told her I was cleaning the bathroom. heheh
Not sure if she bought that.....

 

I prefer in bed where I have freedom of movement, but often lately in front of the computer, jacking to porn, forums like this or in chat rooms. Discovered I like anonymously sharing orgasms with others online.

I use my hands almost exclusively, though I've tried a few toys. The tactile sensation of my cock in my hand is best for me. I wouldn't mind trying a Fleshlight, though. Sometimes I use lube for long sessions to reduce chaffing.

 

I am pretty bad in using hands(don't know why but maybe because i don't feel the intent),so i like to use any ball that i can.I've used basket and soccer balls before by just pushing them into my penis.

 

Since I'm tightly circumcised... I use lube always. Must be sitting, or reclined always. Even though I'm right-handed, I use my left. Stroke very slowly, and try to edge. Visual aids do help, but not needed. Love nipple & anal play.

 

i stroke then stick one finger in at a time

 

I'm starting to use my time in the shower to masturbate lol. For some reason, i'm tender while i'm taking a shower, so all of a sudden I become "manueverable", even when I have a tight erection lol (and im circumsised). I don't even have to lubricate with soap or anything lol.

 

Here's how I do it.

http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=185076

 

what a thought !!!

 

I like it in the shower. I'll get all soaped up, and stroking my cock with one hand while fingering my ass with the other. I'll get a couple fingers up my ass while stroking. As I get close to cumming, I'll stop stroking my cock, but keep pumping my fingers up my ass. I'll squirt a big load without an orgasm. Then I'll start stroking again an orgasm big time.

 

i like to lay on my bed and play with one of my toys

 

I usually use a marker in me, and have a few pieces of ice in my ass while i use a vib on my clit.

 

All ways is a good ways. Masturbation is the situation for the nation(s).

Have a look at my site to read everyone's favourite wanker words and wanker stories.

In the words of Jocelyn Elders - "grip it!"

 

Funny!

 

I get naked and lye on the bed facing the mirrored wardrobe and use one of my big dongs to make myself cum whilst I watch it going inside me ! i've never really been one for clit stimulation, much prefer to have something stretching me than tickling me!!

 

Right now, I think I might masturbate to the image of that.

 

On the computer 95% of the time...or if something good is on tv...i might do it there.

 

I like the baggie and mattress technique. But most of the time I just yank one out in the shower to get the morning started right.