How Do You Handle Your Erection When You Piss?

Always best when someone else handles it

 

I lean at an angle against the wall behind the toilet with one hand, thrust and tilt my hips, butt back to help with the angle. Use my free hand to hold down and aim.
It sucks to clean up when seated and you misadjust and it goes through the gap between the seat and the bowl!

The movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin" has a funny seen about morning hardon peeing near the start!

 

Try standing on your head . Seems like it could work . lol

 

I wait until it becomes soft....

 

As long as it doesn’t take too long

 

I become an acrobat haha

 

Been so long ago, I don't remember. Should it every happen again. I would handle it with a great deal of pride.

 

I have had an erection for over 5 years. It is super soft all the time. No longer an issue. Lol. In my early 20s I would have held it downward while sitting down and try not to piss under the seat and down the front of the toilet

 

Happened to me, a couple of times the pee shooting far enough between the bowl and seat, wetting the back of my pants

 

I would use a couple of methods. Sometimes I sit on the toilet and then stand slightly and bend forward with my head leaning toward the floor to give an easier angle. Then I would push my cock down a little. When I was younger my boner was rock hard and straight up. If I was going to shower I would sit on the toilet and just piss against my belly and let the warm pass drain between my thighs and into the toilet.

 

I handle it the same way... sit down and aim the head down.

 

Now that I've modified my cock by doing a meatotomy I have to watch out when pissing with an erection. The other day I was outside and started to piss. Had one stream come straight down from underneath. Another a little sideways from the end. And a third came out the tip and curled back over the top, Piss goes everywhere now when my cock is erect.

 

Mine have always been at about 45 deg up and bending you or it that far is not possible. I either masturbate or go take a shower and pee in the shower. Sometimes I go outside but not often first in the morning..

 

I have peed when it was hard...... Its not easy but you can do it.....

 

If I'm pissing when I'm erect then it's most likely someone else is handling my cock and enjoying a golden shower.

 

Yea I’ve had this happen too! I prefer to sit down and relax when I pee and I try to make sure that I get my penis aimed below the rim so I can pee freely. I know what you mean about the upward curve in your penis as penis is also reaching for the sky as he ages! Not sure what is causing him to curve upwards but it’s just one of the changes in him as he grows older…

 

I found outdoor peeing with an erection is best

 

I have to be honest a spent a lot of my pre-teen and teen years on the patio of my house or my aunt's or nans peeing with my usual morning boner, mostly accompanied by my cousins , I still prefer that option even today in my 50s I have and still quite often just stand on the door and pee outside while soft too, my other half just finds it funny.

 

Oh yes, I went outside the other morning with morning wood and full of piss. I was afraid I would soften before getting outside but I didn't. Stood out in the middle of the back yard, fully nude, and let it fly. Piss went everywhere as I had 4 streams going at once. One even curled back over my cock and down my leg. Great fun.

 

I love being naked outdoors and especially love peeing when outside, I have the same problem sometimes with it trickling back down my cock, but nothing that can't be washed off, when I was younger me and my cousins would waggle our cocks crossing the streams as we peed, I liked when me and my stepson are outside with erections peeing together.

 

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