How do you clean up?

My buddy once had a boil on his stomach. He asked his doctor if leaving his cum to dry on his stomach was potentially the cause of it and the doc said it was possible. Gross. Even worse, I can't believe he went around telling people.

 

I just sleep in mine and let morning shower do the rest

 

I agree….
Here’s a trick From my school days. I’d keep one of my wife’s sweat socks in the headboard of our bed and use it as a masturbation sleeve, sandwiching the sock between two pillows to make a fluffy “sex doll”., into which I’d stick my dick and fuck away.. when I came, the knowledge that I was inside where my wife’s foot had been made my head swim, and I’d cum so hard I nearly fainted. When I returned to my senses all I had to do was wipe myself with the drier outside of the sperm-soaked sock and drop it into the laundry basket.
Or, occasionally, if I didn’t feel like constructing a mannequin, I’d just slip the sock over my dick and stroke away…

 

A towel normally, or tissue, shower is kneeling down n cum straight into the drain.

 

Fragranced baby wipes - may use more but it gets rid of the stickiness; it's wrapped and in an open waste paper basket not smelling and, it won't block the trap in your toilet.

Okay, it's a practical and not a horny post but it saves getting DynaRod out to flush or clean the sewage system