How do you clean up?

Would love to see that!

 

I cum into a tissue and shower as soon as is reasonable.

 

I use shop towels. The industrial strength kind.

In reality, no towel or tissue for me. Either I eat it or let it dry and deal with it when I shower. A shot glass has worked for me as well.

 

I lick it on my hand

 

I just keep some fresh clean hand towels in my room along with some baby wipes. Most of the mess goes in the hand towel and then clean up the area with baby wipes. Towel goes into the wash and baby wipes go into my trashcan.

 

I lick my hand clean after

 

Most of the time I ejaculate on my hand and I lick it off. I figured if my wife swallows it why not me. It also saves you from explaining stains or anything if you don't masturbate at home

 

I simply was out the Venus receiver. The wipe myself off.

 

For the most part I really don't clean up, I just cum into my boxers if I'm rubbing thru clothes...or I just cum.on the shirt that I'm wearing at the time....but if I'm butt naked in bed I either cum on my stomach or lean over and cum on the bed(I often do that a lot, and have a giant stain now lol) and just go to sleep....and if I have condoms I would just masturbate and cum in those for easy clean up. But if I use lube and been going at it for hours I will always get a shower, or wash my penis and pubes lol.

The only part I lick or eat is pre-cum sometimes.

 

Mostly I cum in Kleenex but I've used paper towels, bath towels and in past tube socks. Other times I've stood over toilet and shot my load into to bowl.

 

I usually use a cum rag or stand over the toilet. Sometimes I cum in my hand and eat it. I like the taste of my cum.

 

Onto my hand, then just lick it off.

 

My favorite place is inside my large bathtub, filled with HOT water with lots of smelly bubbles. Nothing to clean! When I can't resist, and pleasure myself in bed, the sheets go straight into the washing machine. I have many sets of high-thread count sheets, because I basically have no self-control. In case you are trying to think of what to get me for Christmas....

 

So bubble stuff and/or a vibrator?

 

Sounds like you need a man and a waterproof mattress protector for Christmas.

 

Depends where am doing it...in the shower is nice and convienient....otherwise handy towel,tissue,wipes etc

 

Depends where am doing it...in the shower is nice and convienient....otherwise handy towel,tissue,wipes etc

 

Favorite spot In a pair of wives use panties. Then toss them in the laundry. Other common spot is down the drain after a shower rub.

 

i usually jerk off on the shower or sitting on the toilet so i dont need to clean.
but i also masturbate a lot on the bedroom usually sitting on an armchair or on a chair then to clean it i use paper towels and disinfectant. the same if i happen to cum on the bed but then it’s a little harder

 

It's my cum. Let it fly all over myself, and rub it it.