How do you answer the phone?

ahaha shit dont go around telling people that! hey you were the one who stole my WWJD? coffee mug, shirt and poster set werent you!

 

hahaha yeah, the jig is up that was me I thought you said Jesus autographed them

haha this kid that went to my school, his family were religious nuts, and his mom would always answer, Hello, Jesus loves you.. haha and we always do collect calls to there house, cause you know the robotic operator voice would be like, "You have a collect call from" haha and i would say "Satan" So it would be like, "You have a collect call from, Satan" haha and i would say it all creepy haha ahhhh memories, good times, good times...

 

Hahahaa..... You're nutty. Did you do a Satan voice?

 

haha i sure did, of course it sounded stupid cause its me, but it was funny.. haha we did it a couple of times, and she never accepted the call

 

hahahaha lol

we used to harass this woman who did part time teaching at our school. she was like 60 and going out with a 20 year old and we'd call up and say shit to her about dating a younger man and stuff.

ohh i can do a really good satan voice!

 

haha damn granny gettin some young ass
Thats funny

haha my satan voice wasnt that good, but after time, it improved

 

yeah it kinda hurts after a little while coz its using the back of my throat but its popular at parties and satanic rituals

 

haha, damn it sooty where were you when i needed a good satan voice

 

Of course not, she didn't want to be temped by Satan's charms.. Now, if you had said you were Jesus, maybe....

 

haha i want to change my name to Jesus, but have people pronounce it as "Hey Zeus"