How Do I Turn On A Guy When Im Drunk?

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  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that's probably right. i have a hard time distinguishing between a woman and a penis from a distance too.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, May 25, 2015
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  3. NurseSteve

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    Look up Dork in Dictionary.com.: A silly, out of touch person. Underwear, you may have a more serious problem if you cannot tell a woman from a penis, get glasses.
     
    NurseSteve, May 25, 2015
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    abarambling Banned

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    I'm a silly, out of touch person. Oh, dear... I'm not a human female. All this time! I'm a female dork. No wonder Undies started posting to me, considering he can't tell the difference between the two.
     
    abarambling, May 25, 2015
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  7. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Remember this dialog from "16 Candles"

    "This is our exchange student Long Duk Dong"

    "Get a load of this a dude named after a ducks dork!"

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, May 25, 2015
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  9. NurseSteve

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    What's all this got to do with a woman getting shitfaced and trying to get laid?
     
    NurseSteve, May 26, 2015
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  11. expanse

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    "How Do I Turn On A Guy When Im Drunk?" -

    Sober up.
     
    expanse, May 26, 2015
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  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    getting shitfaced and trying to get laid were two of the main themes of sixteen candles.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, May 26, 2015
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  15. expanse

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    That was the main theme of almost all 80s movies I watched as a kid.
     
    expanse, May 26, 2015
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  17. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    From Io9.com

    Most etymologists think that dork is an alteration of the word dick, perhaps coming out of the Midwest, and thus originally meant penis, too. It was certainly used to mean a penis in the 1961 novel Valhalla, although it was spelled "dorque"; a 1964 article in American Speech confirmed its phallic meaning and spelled the word as "dork." It was also used by Charles Schmid, a serial killer known as "The Pied Piper of Tuscon," who was interviewed in the (then obviously extremely prevalent) Life magazine, in which he was quoted saying "I didn't have any clothes and I had short hair and looked like a dork. Girls wouldn't go out with me." Schmid almost certainly meant "penis" when he said "dork," but as the word caught on in pop culture it more commonly came to mean people who look uncool and/or odd.
     
    drumminmama, May 27, 2015
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  19. I'minmyunderwear

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    ^ i hope there was a little more context than that quote, because i see nothing there to indicate that he "almost certainly meant penis." penis never would have even crossed my mind if they hadn't said it.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, May 28, 2015
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    dork generally means "nerdy" around my part of the world
     
    SpacemanSpiff, May 28, 2015
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  23. Aerianne

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    The first time I had sober sex was with my first husband. I was 21 years old.

    I was astonished at how much more enjoyable sober sex was.

    Prior to that, I suppose I had insecurities about myself and was too nervous so I had to be drinking to hook up; or, at that young age anytime we were out of the house for any length of time we were fucked up on something - all of the group of kids I hung around with - so, yeah we were fucked up when we fucked.
     
    Aerianne, May 28, 2015
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