How can I be a crotchety, wanting-to-be-witty old man with non-sensical political and economic views and piss-poor grammar?
I sure as hell had better be invited to this one. Miss Lovely having a barefoot wedding with somone other than ME?!
To become a hippie, you must be bitten by a hippie, then drink blood from that hippie. Or is that how you become a vampire? I get confused to easily.