how can i be a hippie

Damn , you don't need 2 be a hippie by wearing hippie clothes ... Just be yourself..

 

He's being sarcastic!!!

 

well then this thread is about fucking nothing ...

 

lol now your gettin it, just like most threads in this forum! but hey its fun!

 

:applause:

 

"
I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love.
It’s hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove.
I wanna be reckless
But I’m feeling so uptight.
Put your mama in a headlock baby,
And do it right!
Who’s got the crack?
"

 

Geez, I'm surprised Molly hasn't posted in this thread yet. Molly loves these kind of silly questions!

 

even nothing deserves a good one once in awhile...

 

Defenatly.

 

I like threads about nothing, there awesome!

 

First mistake^^^

Really it's about living a lifestyle that is kind to all things. People, animals and the enviroment.....

 

Hey there kind person... can I borrow 20$?

 

me too,i'd rather owe it to you then cheat you out of it...

 

Where's L.A. Matthew's response to that post? He had a system going.

 

Suicide is the only way to become a true hippie.

 

SARCASTIC!!!!!


There's my system...

 

The Experts Guide to Being A Hippie:



by fitzy21

STOP RIGHT THERE!!!

Before i go on any further, you will have to decide if this guide is what you are looking for.

Do you find yourself asking yourself any of these questions throughout the day?

-"I need to be more open-minded to people who don't wear tye dye" Yes or NO
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-"I need to do more drugs more often and play hackey sack" Yes or NO

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Hahah!


Man...that guide is like so groovy. I can feel all the good vibes vibrating off it like off the walls you know.

I bet there are really smart hippies on that guide that smoke aloooot of weed because that like chills you down man.

...and like 8 DVDs, I can add that to my collection. So far I have like every Cheech and Chong movie, and stoner classics such as "How High", "Half Baked", and "Anal Rape with Hemp"... this will be like such a radical addition man.

It's allll about the revolution,

and like ...you know.

I play hackeysack... I got one at Target for like 15$, like it was such a sale man...

and I make my own tye dye in the bathtub... man, I get the oddest grooovy patterns, and my bathtub looks like Kinsey took a piss in it, but dude... it's like a trip when taking a bath... but I don't take baths!

I got these dreads too, you know... I like bought this great dread kit on the internet and got these cooool dreads in like a day, I'm so hippy, it's all natural and stuff... now I'm rasta and can go to Jamaica and talk to the people and smoke with them because I have dreads.

Anyhow man, I'm always always lookin for new ways to be more hip, I tried hip-hop, but the hippie kids at school said that it was lame and threw round glasses at me. I'm all about non-violence, but they insulted me so I kicked thier ass, lol.

Anyhow... I want to save big money, I sold my parents' SUV to my dealer for this... but it's like so worth it.

Is there any Country Joe and the Fish on the DVD?

 

Thank you. My OCD feels better now!

 

Gladly.