Hit On the Poster Above You

Give it up for Christmas

 

Wew! Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away!

 

Don't shake the tree when the fruit ain't ripe.

 

I'm feeling a little tipsy, can I keep my hands on your ass for balance?

 

Iv'e Been Told....The Original Author Of The "Kama Sutra" Was A Canadian...........

Could We Perhaps Discuss It's Literary Merits.......Over Lunch..And A Bottle Of Wine.....???




Yours...With One Of The Smoothest Lines Iv'e Ever Heard......

Glen.

 

do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong

 

WOW HAVE YOU REALLY GOT A FOOTLONG........???????


Send Me A P.M...... When You Reach.. "Legal Age".. (whatever that is in canada).......And I'll Book A Ticket On The Next Flight.......Express Route....No Stopovers...........


Yours..In Total Amazement........(and just a hint of disbelief)...

Glen.

 

have you been naughty or nice this year?
im thinkin we should be naughty together...

 

Wanna touch nipples?

 

only if we can lick em too

 

wanna get some pizza and fuck? what? you don't pizza?

 

Hi I'm a doctor and I think I need to inject you with my beef!

 

i want your babies.

 

I believe you are what you eat, and in the morning I want be a shroom.

 

i bet i can give ya something better to eat...

 

A good man is hard to find but a Hard man is good to find....

Hi I'm "Rock Hard"

 

Do you want to come over for Kraft Dinner and Star Trek?

 

wanna come over and do some mathmatical equasions and drink kool aid?

 

Do you want to come to Australia so I can show you my white pointer?

 

Mmm Australia eh? Sexy accent! I'd let you talk dirty to me all night long.