Hit On the Poster Above You

are you jamaican? cuz jamaican me horny.

 

Got any Sicilian in ya? You want some?

 

Are you an astronaut? Cuz I wanna have sex on the moon!

 

Well, let me show you my space rocks.

 

Hi Ya BigBoy

Hear Ya Packi'n A Mighty Fine Burrito In There.........Whatsa Boy Gotta Do To Getta Bite Of The Action ????

Cheers Glen.

 

Were you in the Flintstones movie? "Cuz all I can think when I look at you is BAM, BAM!

(...wanna watch cartoons after we do it?)

 

Hi,can I be your Canadian Mountie and Mount a Canadian?

 

Say you look handy...could you help me fill a crack?

 

I've got a tool that can fix a lot of things....Do you require any maintenance?

 

Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Ahaha.

 

Just glad to see you....I would like to turn that frown, upside down.

 

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

 

Hi, I'm Rock Hard... I'd be happy to help you with your puppies!

 

i'm suing cause your beauty has left me blind.

 

How about we try out the year you were born...

 

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I would like to Hit on you with a rubber mallet....for the direspect you showed Purple Gypsy.

 

I bet I could get you Rock Hard...


haha

 

I bet you could too!

How about I light the fire in your lake?

 

How about I play with myself!