Hit On the Poster Above You

Why Do I Always.."Draw The Short Straw".???......God It's No Wonder I'm Still Single..!!! O.K. Then Snoops........Heres Your One Last Chance To Prove There Is No Similarity Between You And Your Net Name............Give Me A Good Time Tonight......And In Return I Will Remove (edit fully) All The Nasty Things I Have Posted About You.. And Your Personal ***ERECTILE DISFUNCTION ISSUES*** ........Deal...????




Yours...........Whilst...Showering...Shaving....Shampooing....Teasing....Tanning....Waxing..(ouch)....Clipping....etc....Then Standing Outside The Front Door....With A Big Red Rose Between His Teeth....Literally Trembling With Anticipation........(but maybe thats because it's so damn cold out here)...

Glen.

 

O.K.....ENOUGH IS ENOUGH....I Posted My Offer At 9-44am...It's Now Coming Up To 1-40 pm....My Face Is Blue With The Cold....My Teeth Are Chattering...Iv'e Got Goosebumps The Size Of Golfballs On My Butt....My "Boy Bits" Have All But Dissapeared....And The Once Stiff ,Long Stemmed Rose...Has Gone All Limp And Dropped Most Of It's Petals.......This Has To Be The Last Time I'm Ever Going To "Hit On You".....




Yours.......With A Tearfilled Expression Of Rejection On His Face....And The All Too Familiar Pain Of "Shattered Expectations" In His Heart.......

Glen.

 

have I ever mentioned I like popsicles?

 

No You Haven't.....Sounds Promising However.....Your "Popsicle" Or Mine..??



Cheers Glen.

 

hmm I don't know which one melts in the mouth not the hand?

 

mmmm, baby, your pits smell like ****... can i take a lick?

 

yeah well your **** smells like pits can I return the favor? lol

 

LMAOROTFL

anyone ever tell you that your totally sexy when you're nasty dirty and really mean?

 

um you? well if you like fucked up shit we could go watch two girls and a cup again and scar each other for life...uke:

 

ohhhhhhh, that is so not a come on! that's a request for me to hit the ground running! good thing i like you and want to keep you around for your sexy skinny body!

 

hola bonita

 

bonjour, you know french is the language of loooove
(lmao that sucked )

 

Hey friend. Massage your pubis?

 

hey bro, can i unwrap your burrito?

 

I've got some guacamole for your taco salad....

 

mmm... can i put some guac on your burrito baby?

 

only if you like a face full of sour cream....

 

mmmm, can we make that a cream pie? then we're in business.

 

You can nakedly hug my tree anytime, sweetie...

 

Nice package, postman.