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Me, Oak tree over here. You have a nice aura. Can I touch it?

 

indeed...

i like trees. nice big ones for climbing.

 

Wanna climb my oak?

 

i'll climb it and strattle it.. shake your leaves a bit

 

I hope you have strong legs, cause it's a long climb to the top.

 

very strong, from all that bicycle riding..

climbing to the top.. least of my concerns

 

I can be an Australian Gum tree...hard wood

 

varity... nice!

 

Likes to mix it up!

 

but i hear it's not good to mix hard and soft woods together... guess i'll have to go with hard woods..

 

Wow, burn. Oh well, wanna share a tent?

 

a tent? yes, yes i do...

 

How about a tent that has just 1 pole in the middle of it?

 

ahaha.. whoa.. almost choked on my water!

is that one pole going to be strong enough?

 

Not for you, you need steel reinforced.

 

i need a pole that'll last all night.. would you be the pole keeper?

 

Oh yes, mine comes with a 100,000 mile warranty.

 

gonna have to test out that warranty...

 

thats allright, mines guaranteed for 24 hour non stop use, then it needs to be recharged

 

24 hours? rubbin' it raw?