Hit On the Poster Above You

rock hard, eh ?

i know i'm hard when i think about you.
maybe we can, uhh... be hard.. together.
lololol

 

My face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I'd like you to be on it.

 

i can think of a couple of places i'd like your face to be.
lololol...

 

My Starsign is Pyrex....I was a test tube baby.....Whats your's?

 

haha... umm...

sexy dude with fuckin awesome hair.
lololololololol
wtf ?
i'm lost. hahahhaa

 

I heard you were a Saggitarius...half man half horse.....licensed to shit in the street!

 

LoL.... awesome ness

so would you let me shit on your face ?
hahah... nvm.. thats fuckin gross.
hahaha

 

Not my idea of a good time, having someone dump on my face.

Show me your ass cheeks.

 

so you can lick them ???


hahahaha

 

So I can draw an arrow right into your butthole, and write "get it here".

lol

 

i didnt know you liked it like that.

interesting
hahahahahaha

 

Its got to be K.F.C. I like it like that.....

Dude, where have all the women gone from here?

 

hahha... i have no fuckin idea.

i wish some would show up tho.
i'm tired of hitting on the same guy.
hahaha.. i feel gay.
hahahahaha. no jk jk jk. lololol.
your funny.

ah well.....
i can be like burger king, and you could have it your way.

wait... i think someone already said that.
hahahahahahahaha. wow.

 

Yeah....I feel like a bit of a fag aswell. but still ya gotta have a laugh.

How about Mcdonalds, I recognize you from your "sesame seed buns". ha ha

 

haha.... i would like for your hot dog to be in between my buns.

XD

 

No worries, but I like my hot dog with cream cheese, so I will supply that.

lol

 

dont worry. i have plenty of cream

if you know what i mean.
lololol

 

18? well.. you are legal..

 

Hi Boog....
I have a trouser snake that would love to make your aquaintance...

 

hi, you're here? i'm getting naked!