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Ohhh. See, that must explain why Tom paid Oscar Wilde to put cough drops in my ears (which made the Polynesian Islands) and why Ali G. gave me the Bill of Rights to sign off as my own piece of work.

 

And then he opened the border up so mummies could march in and get on welfare.

And then they take away our guns so wqe can't even shoot a mummy in the head a couple times if it takes our job away from us, just because they don't take 16 cofee breaks a day.

Damn liberals.

 

Yeah, that's where america started going down the tubes. That and the mandatory nostril enemas that Nixon and the Jehovas Witnesses implemented in public schools..

 

you were supposed to take that down to Kinko's. Ali's kind of hard to understand when she's been drinking.

 

and dont forget jeuses "blue sky" conspericey that has kept the public unaware and the neo conservative in charge

 

I like my Special K with strawberries and soy milk

 

...dry space-food strawberries? ...or fresh strawberries?

 

dry space food strawberries.

 

ahahaaa...I used to pick those out of the bowl & eat them individually without the cereal...

 

I've done that too.