Hipforums Valentine

yo why don't you find the other singles? it's all about drinking with the singles.

I'm drinking my homemade absinthe mafucker! this shit is over 70% alcohol and tastes like a mouthful of bitter poisonous medicine.

 

well if youre daft enough to sup it

 

but do you love me most of all?

 

yes of course i do rainy and i dont even know youre name

 

Hey, I thought you were mine. WTH? LOL.....That is ok, I will find another.....(U do know I am joking, i hope)

 

I'm gonna pig out on strawberries and whip cream, alone

 

Say what!?!? Wobs! Git over here!

 

wow wobs, you're a ladies man

 

soo sorry moonglow im being a slapper aint i

 

save em for 24 hours im coming over, if thats ok

 

What is a slapper? I don't know this hip language.

 

a tart

 

you see youve learnt a bit of yorkshire language

 

Hahahahaha....I can hear the Red Queen now, wanting to behead the frog for taking her tart.

 

And I repeat to Wobs,,, say what!?!?

 

i hope youre not going to beat me sally, well not much!

 

Only till you start screaming for more,,,

 

alright, can we cuddle?

 

more, moooooooooooooooooooooore

 

Wow, I didn't even get to let one swing happen, you fucked that up dammit all.Hahaha