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Okay, okay you win oh clever one come on eliot, you're slippin

 

i remember when i was a core member ... i had the most posts and the most rep...but now i just dont feel like doing anything but sleeping

 

You feel okay?

 

Y'know what? I think I'll just skip my witty insults, and go straight to this:

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/5562/ownage1.gif

 

I'm a core member.

 

you gonna bring that to show and tell or something? very impressive, care for some milk and cookies?

 

I'm having milk and cookies a lil' later.

 

i think somebody needs a time out

 

That's vixen code for a blow job that ends with a facial.

 

Who, me?

Jesus, I leave for a week and you fucking forget who I am and what I do. You people are pathetic.

 

I had forgotten Ron Jeremy's your daddy and owns you. Now this comment makes perfect sense.

 

Is it really? hmmm....

 

ooh peanuts.. im sending you a pm!

 

Olhippie.

 

marcs definitely a winner

 

Though Antithesis posts a lot less in here (perhaps since she found love), I used to think of her as one of the main people on here.

 

I like to eat

 

You really are a simple and vile creature, you know that?

I almost feel like, if you hadn't made a habit of snorting AJAX out of the asscracks of strangers in gas station bathrooms, you might have the brain cells to actually make an intelligent insult. You know, something funny.

But instead, I am constantly disappointed by your idiotic references to celebrities in every single insult that spills from your infested orifice, which you seem to have mistaken for a cock-hole, rather than the area of your body in which the digestion of nutrients begins (For more information, you should have paid attention in biology class, you fuckwit pot-head).

I suppose you are having trouble reading this, as I'm sure Samhain's man slave's balls are obstructing your view, so from now on, I will use size seven font.

There. Does this make things easier for the man slut?

Perhaps it would also help if I typed as if I was speaking through a mouthful of scotum. You know, so you wouldn't feel like the only person speaking while being tea-bagged by whomever you can get your greasy little lips on. The doctor, the neighbor, the garbage man, Ron Jeremy and the New Kids on the Block (apparently), the guy at the AIDS clinic (Bet you regret that one. Then again, I doubt you do.), the best man at your cousin's wedding, your father, the list goes on and on.

And so now, I leave you. Not with an insult, but a reminder. A reminder that your life is nothing but a pathetic downward spiral that is your heroin habit, which you pay for with the money received from men with families who need to be fucked in the ass, but can't confront their family about this fact.

Your life, however worthless as it may be, is very valuable. You see, it reminds us all just how much better we are than dirty homos like you.

Edit: Oh, by the way:
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/1540/GullyFan.gif

 

ahhh I beg to differ my friend I beg to differ