Hillary Clinton

hillary's real problem is that she's about as politically sexy as yesterdays oatmeal.

but why in the hell anyone would rather have a steaming dogpile of trump is beyond me.

 

Who gets off on oatmeal?

I had fresh porridge for breakfast today, and it gave me a total boner. Nooooooooo.....

It's not right.

It's still better than scat and bestiality and all that stuff though I suppose.

 

Well, Trump is obviously a fool and we cannot afford an idiot in office at anytime. Hillary might have made some poor choices but she is definitely NOT a fool and is the only one qualified to fill the job IMO.

 

New to politics, huh?

 

I've been watching Trump for decades, he's anything BUT a "fool". He's almost as "alpha male" as one can get in the modern age without being in a gang. While I have never cared for him, I will not deny his capabilities, they're on full display. I know it's customary to portray a candidate one doesn't like as anything other than human, calling GW the "Chimperor" comes to mind. But let's try to be honest in this thread and back away from the "feelings" part of this.

Also, calling Hillary's deeds "poor choices" is like calling the Titanic a ferry boat. I remember when Bill seduced the youth of America. Not only did he play his sax on Arsenio Hall, but he admitted to smoking pot. Of course he "HAD" to say "I didn't inhale" to "fool" the old people he needed votes from. We all bought the bullshit from the Clintons, it was packaged so nicely. Next thing we know marijuana-related arrests explode to a record 3/4 million a year nationwide. Why did they do this to us? A LOT of us thought Bill would end the war on drugs. Instead he made it worse.

I lost friends over this shit. We're at the point where the rubber meets the road and we have to be honest. I'm not wild about Trump, I have no idea how his politics will go once he has the brass ring. But he's the ONLY non-establishment chance we have left since Bernie evaporated in a puff of pink smoke and green glitter. If he's REALLY incompetent and fucked, we can dump him in 4 years and elect Kanye West.

Kim will make a much better first lady than Michelle (or Bill).

 

The Pepe meme is super effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36YngvnMOxo

 

Man, I can't believe how Clinton's campaign website explains Pepe. And how quick their knee-jerk reaction to ANYTHING is calling it racist. https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

What the Clinton campaign is getting wrong is that they don't react to trolls the right way at all. In a way, they remind me of the strict, boring, curmudgeon, buzz kill, authoritarian figures who don't seem to get anything. Whereas the trolls of the Trump campaign are the punks, party animals, and pranksters who know how to have a lot more fun.

What team Hillary ought to do is use memes and troll the media to their own advantage. Rather than throwing racist ad hominems at everything that stands in their way. The Remain campaign of Brexit tried that and it didn't work.

 

Ah yes of course there's that.

And pigs can fly.

 

The Mass Debate is almost upon us

Hillary is going to wipe the floor with him

 

There should be no mudslinging and trolling by an official campaign team at all.

 

I highly doubt it. If anything she'll have another coughing fit, seizure, or need to take a mid-debate break to have her diaper changed.

 

Boring

 

And you have a problem with the media?

Anyway, the citizenry can troll everything to the max and make all the memes. Politics and gubberment business is boring (to most) because it is not supposed to be stand up comedy. I can see how you perceive that differently as an american these days :-D

 

I'm not sure I'll try to watch the debate live.

I may have to watch it in little segments to keep my blood pressure under control.

I want to watch it and laugh but I have a feeling it won't come out as laughter.

 

Definitely not watching. Y'all can give me a recap tomorrow.

 

We have a drinking/toking game in chat on debate nights called "Cheap Shots". Each time a candidate tosses out a cheap shot, we take one!

The debates are all theater, hardly worthy of more blood pressure than a football game. We're finally in the World Series set of debates and this should be a legendary game of Cheap Shots. Do your patriotic duty!!!!!

 

I might join you.

 

Ugh i do not want to feel awful tomorrow because of Hillary and Trump

But maybe i'll play the game with the devil's weed instead of alcohol

 

I know it's trite and off topic as well as being just plain awful. But, I just have to........



Reminds of Bill a little.