Hi, I'm a Christian

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  1. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Is telling us your religion the most random thought you could come up with?
     
    redyelruc, Jun 5, 2008
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Can I have a cookie?
     
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  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Why........When I Was Thirteen.......Did My Devoutly Religious Christian Mother Keep Telling Me....."Glen You'll Go Blind"....??..[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen...
     
    GLENGLEN, Jun 5, 2008
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  7. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Is that a chicken in your pants or just a mild case of herpes?
     
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  9. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I haven't been to church in many years. How does Jesus taste these days?
     
    Zoomie, Jun 5, 2008
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  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What's with the herd of lambs...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 5, 2008
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  13. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    How did Noah get all those animals on the boat without a large truck to first collect them?
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 5, 2008
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  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I also am curious about that mitten...

    And also, how do you know that "Jesus" it's supposed to be pronounced "HeyZeus.."...?
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 5, 2008
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  17. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    This one is extremely easy to answer.

    You see, the Bible tends to be very allegorical and metaphorical...

    So, your answer is:

    [​IMG]
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 5, 2008
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  19. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    LOL!!!
     
    neodude1212, Jun 5, 2008
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  21. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Thank, Pavel, now I can sleep at night.

    Shroom, we should bring that back. Walk around talking about Hey-zeus...and when people ask us what the hell we are talking about, we will hand them a pamphlet..
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 5, 2008
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  23. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Hahahaha, I think this is a grand idea... [​IMG]
    We should hit the streets and spread the word...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 5, 2008
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  25. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Don't forget your white robe and burgundy sash...:biggrin:
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 5, 2008
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  27. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Hahaha...You can dress as HeyZeus and I will dress as a lamb and follow you around and we can go door to door at 5 in the morning...And people would be like "Who are you.?" And you can be like "I'm HeyZeus, my child" And I would go "baaahh" And then we can high five...
     
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  29. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    That would rule.
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 5, 2008
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  31. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    No one answered my question and I really want to know.

    How does Jesus taste on Sunday morning?
     
    Zoomie, Jun 6, 2008
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  33. BraveSirRubin

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    Empty, yet ridiculously fulfilling.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 6, 2008
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  35. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I wanted to hear it from a Christian. But I could ask you if Tahini is better on a matzoh or a Ritz...
     
    Zoomie, Jun 6, 2008
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  37. BraveSirRubin

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    Pita. Always pita.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 6, 2008
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