Here is my confession, what is yours?

How old is she?

 

I have a confession...

This is really bad.

First off, I'm straight as an arrow. Never curious about men in the least, not even the really hot tgirls (although a natural hermaphrodite creates questions for me). That said, I think a dude may have sucked me off once. Let me explain...

There is a porn video store off I-45 about 150 miles south of Dallas. I used to drive that stretch fairly frequently and was only able to drive past it twice before I went in. Their stacks are completely unorganized, so it took me forever to find anything that I was looking for. I walked up and down the aisles for about half an hour before I had to piss. In the bathroom I noticed that there was a gloryhole in the stall on the Northern wall. It was a little disturbing, but vaguely arousing as well. I pissed, resumed my search, found a nice Azlea Antistia gem and continued driving.

A couple of months later I stopped at the store again because I was driving at night and had fondled myself into a raging erection. What can I say, when you need porn you need porn. The selection in the store was completely different so i had to start from scratch. I had to piss again so went to the restroom. I did my business and as I was shaking it out I noticed a pair of fingertips in the gloryhole. Holy shit! I had a huge rush of adrenaline, fear, arousal, the urge to flee, the urge to fuck, a whole lotta urges and a suddenly half-hard cock. I approached very deliberately, having to make up my mind to actually stick my cock in the hole all over again with every step. As I approached the fingertips disappeared and I heard shuffling on the other side of the wall. Someone over there was getting on their knees. The hole wasn't at an ideal height for me, I had to spread my legs fairly wide to get to the right height and I still wasn't 100% certain that I wanted to trust a complete stranger with my favorite appendage. "Fuck it." I was really hard by this time and placed the tip of my cock on the rim of the circle. The fingers gently enveloped the head of my cock and lightly pulled me farther into the gloryhole. My pulse skyrocketed. Holy shit, is this actually happening? I felt the tip of a tongue probing my cockhole for pre-cum, circle the head twice, and then I felt the unmistakeable sensation of a mouth enveloping me. I didn't take long. I was so turned on and the blowjob was absolutely expert. I heard myself moaning as the climax started to take hold, and I distinctly remember that the mouth on the other side was alternately going slack and sucking as hard as it could with every pulsation of my cock. That was an amazing sensation that prolonged the orgasm by about 20%. I felt as though quarts of semen must have been spilled. When I was done the stranger made a ring around my cock with thumb and forefinger and squeezed any remaining cum out of me onto the tongue. My head was so sensitive it almost felt like another orgasm. My eyes crossed, my knees buckled and I yanked my cock back to my side of the wall.

I inspected my equipment briefly. Shiny, covered with drying cum mixed with saliva. I couldn't really believe what had happened.

"Thanks. Very well done." I said. No response.

Anyway, I went back outside to my car and hauled ass. I'll never go back. That was just too much of a "pro" blowjob. I've never had anything like it before or since. It was either the fat whore behind the desk or some dude hiding out in the ladies room gloryhole at an interstate porn store. I'm not sure I believe that the fat whore could suck cock like that.

 

How did you actually make it work? I've tried to have sex in water so many times and it's always useless. Water is a truly awful lubricant.

 

I had sex with my ex GF in an airplane, at cruise speed.

This happened few years ago, in Europe. The plane was pretty empty for some reason and it was awesome!

 

lol

 

I know of a similar event that happened to a friend of mine years ago.
He was a new patrolman, working the red light district. At the time, he was also young and horny. He saw "the most beautiful woman" walking towards him in a very short skirt and smiled at her. She smiled back and winked. She nodded her head, motioning for him to come into a dark alley. He figured, "Humm, this beat might have same extra benefits attached to it." She gave him an outstanding blow job but he noticed that she pulled back as he was cumming, making his load hit the cement. He figured that he had just gotten a bj from a true professional and was very proud of himself. As she stood up from sucking him off, he saw that she was not wearing panties and had a dick twice as big as his. As his brain was twirling, he's beat-cop partner walked up to them and said, "Oh, I see you met Dennis." Yeah, it was a set up for the rookie. His squad, district and division heard all about it, all enjoyed repeating the story to anyone who would listen.

 

I've just always found it so disappointing. The first time he could barely get it in me. And every other attempt has been similarly, eh...

It looks so awesome in movies that I always want to keep trying but it just never really works. Giving blow jobs in the shower works great though.

 

I find Chris hardwick from at midnight very sexually appealing

 

My wife and I did it in a hot springs that was clothing optional at about 2:30 in the morning. We were the only ones there except for a guy who appeared to be sleeping on a bench next to the pools. 20 or 30 minutes later, as we got out, and were getting our things next to the bench, the guy opened his eyes and asked where we were from----we realized then that he was probably never asleep.

Anyway----we had no problem----just did it. That is the only time I can remember, though it was a few years ago----I do recall that there was an issue with the 'natural lubrication' that is normally there.

 

"if i added, i am married, my friend is not, my husband knows him and thinks he's gay (but he's not) and he comes to hang out quite often and we toke. i would like nothing more than to have my cake and eat it too."

That's why three-somes were invented..........

 

im prefect i have know flaws to speek of so their is nothing to confes

 

I had the hots for my mother. I wish, I'd had the courage to act on my feelings..........

 

I find transsexuals very sexy, I love looking at pics of Bailey Jay, Hazel Tucker, and others. I'm married a married guy. My other confession is that the first time I had sex it was with another boy we were both in our early teens.

 

put a big black cock in my mouth....

oh its been said before?... sad face..


made love to a lego vagina and fucked my ass with lego dildo...

now thats covered...

 

I used to cheat on my wife(then girlfriend) almost nightly. Then I discovered she liked strange as much as I do and after that we always shared the experience.

 

Im drinking and peeing at the exact same time.

(Well i was. Its hard to do those things and type at the same time)

 

My confession: [SIZE=10.5pt]When my wife[/SIZE] and I are drinking and I am half cut. I will go to the kitchen to get us more drinks. I take my dick out and I will dribble a little pee in our drinks then dip my cock in her drink. It really turns me on.

 

really?

 

Yes really. I have this kink for pee.

 

My kinky confession: I like it when cute strange guys grind/press against my ass on trains or crowded places with their crotch area. Living in NYC it happens a lot & I used to avoid those guys like the plague but as I've gotten older I let it happen as long as I get a quick peek to make sure he's good looking. lol It happened just last Friday night during the Halloween parade. It was super crowded and this hot guy was pressing crazy hard onto me and it felt so..... forbidden. But he pulled away as soon as his girlfriend or wife came back to meet him.